Mozzarella Jokes
7 mozzarella jokes and hilarious mozzarella puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mozzarella that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Mozzarella Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good mozzarella joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called...
Mozzarella!
I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday
We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line
What do you call a line up of dudes picking up mozzarella cheese
A cheesy pickup line
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
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A cheesy pick up line.
Entrees?
A guy and his date walk into a bar and order some drinks and mozzarella sticks. After a while, the bartender checks back on them. "Hey folks, how are the mozzarella sticks?" the bartender asks. "Great, thanks," the guy replies. "Awesome. Do you guys want some entrees?" the bartender asks. "No, on plates is just fine," the guy replies.
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".
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