Mozzarella Jokes
7 mozzarella jokes and hilarious mozzarella puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mozzarella that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called...
Mozzarella!
I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday
We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
Entrees?
A guy and his date walk into a bar and order some drinks and mozzarella sticks. After a while, the bartender checks back on them. "Hey folks, how are the mozzarella sticks?" the bartender asks. "Great, thanks," the guy replies. "Awesome. Do you guys want some entrees?" the bartender asks. "No, on plates is just fine," the guy replies.
So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.
Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses*
Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey Jack cheese but has delicious pepper chunks in it.
Me: weird flecks, but ok!
"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."
"Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
My cousin told me she choked on a mozzarella stick at a local restaurant, and I laughed so hard I cried.
The choking wasn't her biggest problem considering it was a Mexican restaurant...
What is a vampire's favorite kind of cheese?
Mozzarella-a-a-a
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