Mowing Jokes

Funniest Mowing Short Jokes

Short mowing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mowing humour may include short mowed jokes also.

1. Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought "is that one mine"?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment.
2. There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
3. I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving.
4. I was griling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices made my mouth water.... Got me thinking....Do vegetarians have the same effect when mowing a lawn ?
5. When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
6. I saw a man crying while mowing his lawn I asked him: "Is everything OK"?
   He replied: "I'm just going through a rough patch".
7. I had 180 people under me at my first job and I was only 14 years old. I mowed the town cemetery.
8. My mouth waters when I smell steak on a grill I wonder if the same happens to vegans taken they mow the lawn
9. I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?
10. I mowed the lawn with my shirt off, and now my back is stiff. My wife told next time to mow with my pants off.

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Mowing One Liners

Which mowing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mowing? I can suggest the ones about cutting grass and lawnmower.

1. At my new job I have 500 people under me. I mow grass at a cemetery.
2. How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn? Only Juan.
3. Today I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn He just wasn't cutting it
4. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn He sits on his porch and dares it to grow.
5. Did you hear what happened to the really offensive joke about tall grass? [re mowed]
6. To save on mowing, get an emo lawn, It cuts itself.
7. Yo mama was so fat It takes a week to mow her burial plot.
8. A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town.
9. Americans pay for gym memberships and for people to mow their lawns.
10. Have you found Jesus? Cause I haven't seen him and my lawn really needs a mow.
11. What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em.
12. You need Jesus in your life... that lawn won't mow by itself
13. I feel bad for the people that mow the edges of golf courses. They have a rough job.
14. When will the procrastinator cut the grass? In a mow
15. How many dads does it take to mow a lawn? 1, he did it before you asked him

Mowing The Lawn Jokes

Here is a list of funny mowing the lawn jokes and even better mowing the lawn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I recently realised I'm gender fluid… When it's time to cook dinner I identify as a man.
  And when it's time to mow the lawn I identify as a woman.
• I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water... Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
• What did SpaceX's grass smell like after the drones finished mowing it? It had an E-Lawn Musk
• You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ? I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
• This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?
  Mow lawn.
  Sorry.
• I was mowing my lawn and I found a shallow unmarked grave and I can't stop laughing I don't know why I just found this humerus
• Why is the sky blue? Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue?
  Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.
• As a paramedic, I've learned that there is something you can never say with a straight face: I'm having a s**....
• There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
• I need 6 to 8 vegans... ...to mow my lawn. Plenty of food here, just bring your own drinks please.

Lawn Mowing Jokes

Here is a list of funny lawn mowing jokes and even better lawn mowing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn.
• The sign said The sign said, "Call Jesus for help."
  The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn.
• Mowing the Lawn I was planning to mow the lawn the other day but instead decided to but a keg of beer. I poured it on the lawn and after 30 minutes it was half cut!
• Your grandpa used to mow the lawn all the time, but now he's... Son: dad please don't
  Dad: lawn gone
• What do you call a lawn mower that lets you mow grass at an angle? A protractor.
• What did Phil Collins say when his gardener asked how he'd like the lawn cut? "I don't care; any mow."
• What happened to the ice cream cone that got ran over by a lawn mower? it was a la mowed
• Why don't they mow the lawn at Hot Topic? The grass cuts itself
• Why is Jesus's lawn always cut? Because his neighbor mows his.
• Your mommas toenails are so long that... when she steps outside she mows the lawn

Mowing Grass Jokes

Here is a list of funny mowing grass jokes and even better mowing grass puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?
• I'm having some Italian grass put in my yard. Then I can mow Milan. Hopefully I can cut a pisa grass while I Rome around.
• My neighbor and I take turns mowing a small area of grass between our houses. I always say hi, but he never does, which is a shame... We have a lot in common.
• My wife wants pay equality.... I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass.
• The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed
• You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you smell a steak cooking on the grill? Is that what happens to vegans when they mow the grass?
• Did you hear about the anemic guy that cut all the grass on earth in a square pattern? He mow globe in cells
• Why did the muslim man eat grass clippings? It was grass Allah mowed
• The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
• Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.

Mowing Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny mowing man jokes and even better mowing man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a man mowing the lawn with a pig on his head? Mohamhed.

Howlingly Hilarious Mowing Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

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