Movin Jokes
21 movin jokes and hilarious movin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about movin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short movin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The movin humour may include short hillbilly jokes also.
- What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic.
(If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')
...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference). - I like my coffee like I like my women... Strong, and able to give me the kick in the a**... I need to get movin' in the morning!
- Yo mamma so poor I saw her k**... a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
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Before moving to England I spent some time in Poland...
It definitely helped me polish my English.
Moving the Hive
I'm a devoted beekeeper, so when my wife and I decided to move to a new house I carefully packed up my favorite hive and placed it in the car. My wife asked "are you really going to put a swarm of bees into our car with us ?" I thought she understood that I couldn't leave my best queen and hive behind.
But then I saw her face, now I'm a bee leaver.
Moving company: "You've got a lot of heavy furniture to haul. I suggest renting a moving truck."
Dad: "Why would I want to rent a truck that doesn't move?"
I'm moving to California to become a real estate agent...
I heard the market is on fire!!!
Why does moving a plant from one place to another change it's gender?
Because it's a trans-plant.
I'm moving up in the world
Elevators sure are neat
While moving to a new apartment I lost several of my fossils from when I was a kid.
They weren't really worth much so I guess its just the sedimental value I'm missing.
What is a very moving gift that you can give to a scientist?
Joules
I've been considering moving to Sweden because of their flag...
...it's a big plus.
Are they moving?
A man called his local animal control as he was walking through the woods-
Animal Control: Thanks for calling, how can we help you?
Man: I was walking through the woods and I found a suitcase in the bush, and inside was a Fox and 4 cubs.
Animal Control: Oh no, thats terrible. Are they moving?
Man: I don't know to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase.
Moving to louisiana after living in California has been quite difficult
New Orleans is fine, but it's NOLA
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.
You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
Moving back in with your parents is not rent free.
There's at least one or two of them.
I'm moving to North Carolina and I think I'm going to buy a house instead of renting
I hear the market is flooded right now
Im moving out
Son: mom, i am finally living alone
Mom: Thats great honey! Under her breath: they grow up so fast
Son: your bags are in the driveway
If you are moving to Japan, you are def going to enjoy doing two things there: no. 1-
and
no. 2.
I'm moving in a few days and I asked my neighbor if he wanted my satellite
Told em it's on the house.
I'm moving to Canada
Where all the sorry people reside
I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic
I've been promoted to spokesperson
I was moving around a lot during s**... with my girlfriend, when she asked what i was doing.
I replied "I am entering a cheat code."
I'm moving on from ADD.
I got bored of it
