Movie Title Jokes
57 movie title jokes and hilarious movie title puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about movie title that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Movie Title Short Jokes
Short movie title jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The movie title humour may include short movie jokes also.
- So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
- 50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.
- I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits... Pulp Fiction
- If you take the first two letters of the title of all the Harry Potter movies, it spells out a secret message # HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
- Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.
He is never gonna give you Up. - After the title "The Fate of the Furious", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious
Fast10 : your seatbelt - What is the title for a movie about a man who is going to get his vasectomy reversed? Scrotal Recall!
- "Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie... ... about the current situation of USA Immigration.
- If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself.
- Describe your latest laid with a movie title! "The Lone Ranger"
"Home Alone"
"Bend It Like Beckham"
Now it's your turn!
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Movie Title One Liners
Which movie title one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with movie title? I can suggest the ones about song title and action movie.
- I wanted to see that new movie titled "constipated" It hasn't come out yet.
- have you hear about a movie titled 'Constipation '? It hasn't come out yet.
- What's a movie whose title got deeper the longer you watched? The Titanic.
- What title would a hurricane movie with Bruce Willis have? Irmageddon.
- What do you get if cross seasonings and movie title? The Cumin Centipede!
- Ever seen a movie titled 'Constipation'? No? That's because it hadn't come out yet.
- I heard Caitlyn Jenner is going to be in the next X-men movie. The jokes in the title.
- What is a good title for a movie about bacon? "Babe: The Final Chapter"
- Looking for a Possible Pun Based Movie Title of My Friend and his Girlfriend
- Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex crossdresser
- Describe your s**... life with a movie title Ready Player One
- Describe your s**... life using a movie title Me : Gone in 60 Seconds
- Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A s**...
- What movie title best fits The Flash's s**... life? The Fast and the Furious.
Movie Title Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about movie title you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hollywood movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make movie title pranks.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson
It was gonna be titled "50 Shades of Black".
Please describe your p**... As a movie title e.g. Armageddon, the rock, Charlie and the chocolate factory...
Emily Blunt will star in a new crime movie where she hunts down hitmen who keep swallowing their targets and spitting out bigger versions of themselves.
It's titled Agario.
Do not watch the Star Wars Movie!
Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds.
If James Bond movies were about food...
These could be their titles:
* On Her Majesty's Secret Recipe
* Donuts are Forever
* Octopie
* Moonbaker
* The Spy Who Loved Meat
* License to Grill
* GoldenPie
* Diet Another Day
* All The Food In The World Is Not Enough
* Cashew Chicken Royale
After seeing Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts, we will now see another Newt (Gingrich) in a new movie.
A White House drama titled "Fanatic Beasts and Where to Find Them"
Title of a movie in which Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a 17th century musician
*"I'll Be Bach"*
Renting a dirty video
A blonde decides to do something she"s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back.
After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment there"s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says "I just rented an adult movie from you and there"s nothing on the tape, but static"
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, "which title did you rent?"
The blonde replied, "it"s called Head Cleaner."
George Lucas has loudly proclaimed that he is coming out of retirement to do an all CGI remake of a classic Cary Grant movie
Tentative title: Gungan Din
When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.
For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".
I really liked the new Star Wars movie but...
There were just way too much cheesy title drops.
Adapt Popular Movie Titles to Make Them Pornographic
Saving Ryan's Privates
Goofellas
Supersize Me
People like to point out that the title of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" sounds like the substance that probably inspired the song...
...and sometimes I wonder the same thing about the title of the movie The Dark Crystal.
Saw the movie titled Constipation?
I bet you didn't because it isn't out yet.
/c**... joke , I know ;-)
Did you hear they're making a movie about Trump's Vietnam service?
The working title is: Full Dinner Jacket.
[Phone Conversation] Hi, would you be interested to buy insurance?
I remember this from some movie… I don't remember which one. If someone knows kindly put it down the title as reply.
*\[Phone Conversation\]*
**Marketer:** Hi, would you be interested to buy insurance?
**Person:** Hey. I'm a bit busy, can I call you back later about this?
**Marketer:** Sorry sir, this number doesn't take incoming calls.
**Person:** Oh.. Well can I get your home number so I can call you later about this?
**Marketer:** No, that wouldn't be possible.
**Person:** Why? You don't like people calling you up when your at home, do you?
**Marketer:** Yes.
**Person:** So now you know how it feels. \* drops call \*
A nice movie
Gf: whatcha doing?
Me:I'm seeing a movie right now.
Gf:Oh what is it about?
Me:Once upon a time a family is attacked in which the mother dies and son becomes physically disabled and then a few years later his son gets kidnapped and the rest for the movie is about the father overcoming his fears and how he rescues his son.
Gf:o**... such an interesting plot what is the title.
Me:Umm...it's Finding Nemo.
idk what to put the title as
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.........
The man decided to try it out at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?
Son: At school
*The robot slaps the son*
Son: OK! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda
*The robot slaps the son again.*
Son: Ok! It was an e**... movie.
Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an e**... movie was.
*The robot slaps the dad.*
Mom: HAHAHAHA. He is your son after all!
*The robot slaps the mom.*