Movement Jokes

Funniest Movement Short Jokes

Short movement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The movement humour may include short motion jokes also.

1. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
2. I get that the #me too movement is supposed to be empowering... But they could've picked a better slogan than PoundMeToo
3. I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
4. A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
5. *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
   DOCTOR: You mean constipated
   ME: No I've had a vowel movement
   DOCTOR: Get out
6. Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!" The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."
7. I accidentally drank holy water with my laxatives I will start a religious movement anytime now
8. Why do they call # hashtag and not pound Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.
9. I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
10. What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common? Both are raising the world's average IQ

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Movement One Liners

Which movement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with movement? I can suggest the ones about rotation and revolution.

1. What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement.
2. I'm really not worried about anti-vaxxers..... It's a dying movement.
3. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
4. The fat acceptance movement is the only movement... without any movement
5. That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment.
6. I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
7. In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements.
8. What's the official song of the Anti Vaxx movement? Down With the Sickness
9. How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup? You have a vowel movement
10. I have a nice solid bowel movement every morning at 6AM. Problem is... I wake up at 7.
11. Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
12. What does the Fat Acceptance Movement lack? An actual movement.
13. Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement.
14. What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement
15. Why did the anti-vax movement stop? It died down.

Me Too Movement Jokes

Here is a list of funny me too movement jokes and even better me too movement puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "I'm not throwing away my shot" Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
• today i mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink it gave me a religious movement
• Have you heard of the leader of the bovine communist movement? Cow Zedong, better known as Chairman Cow.
  Great guy.
  Had the most mooving speeches.
• The #MeToo movement wouldn't have worked 20 years ago Because it would have been pronounced Pound Me Too.
• A really good bowel movement may not be the absolute greatest thing in the world But it's a solid #2.
• People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement...
• What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's? You have a vowel movement.
• My doctor asked me to keep track of my bowel movements, I said how? He said keep a log
• I don't understand why there's confusion arround the civil rights movement. It's a black and white issue.
• When fat acceptance is a "movement" but they cant actually move.

Bowel Movement Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowel movement jokes and even better bowel movement puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when your intestines start protesting? A bowel movement.
• "I've been having really painful bowel movements," I told my doctor. "How long?" he asked.
  "I can't be sure," I replied. "It's not like I measure them."
• A man goes to an astrologer and then to a doctor for advice because he has trouble in performing bowel movements. Both of them said the same thing..... "Uranus is not in the right position".
• After a Week of Diarrhea... I would rate today's bowel movement a sold 2.
• A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7.. "And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "OK so what's the trouble?" Man says "I don't get out of bed till 9!"
• What do you call a group of anuses fighting for their rights? A bowel movement
• I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited... ...now I feel empty inside.
• A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
• What movement did the cholera outbreak in 1854's London cause? The bowel movement.
• dreaming again "Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"
  "But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"
  "It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!"

Laughable Movement Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about movement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make movement pranks.