Mousetrap Jokes

A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese...

and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.

Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says whatcha got there, pal?

Fella over there sold me a bunch of dominoes, a paint can, a ball, and a mousetrap
What in the h**... would you need all that junk for?
He said I can use it to crack an egg
You're such a rube, Goldberg

You see a mousetrap

I see free cheese and a challenge

A man walks into a hardware store

and asks the cashier, "Do you sell mousetraps here?" She replies, "Yes, sir, we do, but they're way in the back of the store. It'll take a while for me to get you one." The man replies, "Thank you. But please do hurry. I have to catch a bus." The cashier says back, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we don't have them that big."

There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on.