Mourner Jokes
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The mourners looked on aghast as the coffin toppled out of the car.
"We'll have to rehearse that", said the undertaker.
She married and had 6 children
Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 3 more children.
Again, her husband died.
But she remarried and this time had 4 more children.
At last, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."
Together Again
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, they're finally together.
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? The friend replied, I think he means her legs.
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