The Best 3 Mountie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mountie jokes. There are some mountie heartily jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mountie standoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mountie Jokes and Puns

I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.

I said, what do you need?

Steve Wright gets credit

Why did the Mountie get arrested?

For showing a child his RCMPP.

CBC HEADLINE: MOUNTIE SMOKES LEGAL POT IN CANADA

he ate doriots

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mountie constantinople jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mountie moose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes