Mountie Jokes
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I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.
I said, what do you need?
Steve Wright gets credit
Why did the Mountie get arrested?
For showing a child his RCMPP.
CBC HEADLINE: MOUNTIE SMOKES LEGAL p**... IN CANADA
he ate doriots
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