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I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns.

I said, what do you need?
Steve Wright gets credit

Why did the Mountie get arrested?

For showing a child his RCMPP.

CBC HEADLINE: MOUNTIE SMOKES LEGAL p**... IN CANADA

he ate doriots


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