Mounted Police Jokes
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A lawyer is out for a drive when he gets violently sideswiped, seemingly out of nowhere.
A police officer arrives at the scene to take his statement, but the driver keeps ranting on and on about the damage to his car.
"My beautiful BMW! The g**... door was torn right off!"
The police officer rolls his eyes and says "You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. Here you are, going on about your precious car, and you didn't even notice your left arm was torn off in the c**...."
The man looks down at the b**... stump, and with mounting horror, exclaims, "*My Rolex!*"
What is the Tactical Division of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police called?
The Special Horses.
What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?
A mounted police officer
After a horrible crime wave, the NYPD put mounted police officers on every street corner in the city.
It was an impressive show of horse.
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