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Mountaintops Jokes

6 mountaintops jokes and hilarious mountaintops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mountaintops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Mountaintops Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good mountaintops joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Oh, honey baby; are you a mountaintop skateboard race?

Coz there's you with those curves, and me with no brakes!

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

Steve Wozniak should open a mountaintop zoo

just so he could advertise "Go up to the Woz Zoo."

What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?

A sneak peak

What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear?

\- Peak Aboo.
And which one gives them a flu?
\- Peak Achoo.

After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.

After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...


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