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Why do mountain ranges make such good comedians?

Because they're HILL-AREAS!

Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to c**....

As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his a**.... Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the h**... are you doing, we are going to die!" Pilot quietly answers "there's nothing we can do, I'm just giving the c**... investigators something to think about."

What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants?

A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.

I can't stop laughing at pictures of mountain ranges

They are hill areas!

One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range?

The Himhilarious

In which mountain range do fruit trees primarily grow?

The Apple-achian mountains.

What do you call a little mountain range?

The Poconos?

In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants.

He got a mountain range that never forgets.

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