Mountain Cliff Jokes
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Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are discussing their countries, and decide to have a contest to see whose soldiers are more obedient.
They are in a hotel at the top of a mountain near a cliff.
Vladimir Putin instructs a soldier to run and jump off the cliff. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!" Putin lets him go.
Kim Jong Un instructs a soldier to jump. The soldier runs to jump off the cliff. Putin grabs him before he can, telling him not to jump. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!"
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
"Hi, Cliff "
[OC] Whats a mountain goats favourite name?
Cliff
A man was hiking on a mountain when a small rockslide took him towards a cliff
The man managed to grab ahold of the cliff but was barely hanging on. Not knowing what else to do he looked up towards the sky and shouted God, if you're up there, please help me!
The man heard a voice say I'm here. I will protect you, but you need to let go.
The man then shouts Is anybody else up there who can help?
A mountain climber's dog falls off a cliff just before reaching the peak. He says...
"Dog gone."
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