Mountain Biking Jokes
9 mountain biking jokes and hilarious mountain biking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mountain biking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mountain Biking Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill...
...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."
Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas!
Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
Why is there so much blood when I'm on my cycle?
I'm never mountain biking again.
Ole came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
"Vere did you get da money for da bike? Dat musta cost $500," he asked.
"It was easy, Dad," little Lars replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on Lars," Ole said. "Tell me da truth."
"Dat is da truth Dad!" Lars replied.
"Every night you ver gone, Sven, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $10 bill and tell me ta take a hike.
A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place...
She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
I flew the love of my life to the mountains this weekend. I rode her for hours. I had never rode her so hard! In fact I was so tired I decided to stay the night and ended up riding her some more in the morning. I don't think I have ever had such an amazing time.
My GF hates when I talk about my bike trips with her parents.
What do you call a person who rides a mountain bike with smooth street tires?
A bicyc-sual.
I went mountain biking around around Iceland with a mate once...
we got kicked out of the shop not long after though.
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