Mount Everest Jokes
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Funniest Mount Everest Short Jokes
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- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- I think my friend is lying when he claimed he reached the top of Mount Everest last year. I'm not sure if…he made it up.
- I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest. Their lives have been downhill ever since.
- Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher.
- What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
- My Pa said he would accompany me when I told him I was going to climb Mount Everest. I said Are you surePa?
- An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area. This is snow joke.
- Many people daydream about being on the top of Mount Everest, It turns out they're already super high.
- A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
- Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat
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Mount Everest One Liners
Which mount everest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mount everest? I can suggest the ones about mountain peak and mountain climbing.
- Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up.
- What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.
- What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
- Oh, you want to climb to the top of Mount Everest? Did it PEAK your interest?
- I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking... literally.
- I finally reached the Top of Mount Everest! But things went really downhill from there...
- Why do so many die on Mount Everest? Many never reached peak performance.
- Finally reached the top of Mount Everest in 15 days That's my Peak Performance!
- I lost a friend at Mount Everest. A wolf bit him to death at the bottom.
- How many people have died on their way up Mount Everest? Not as many as on the way down.
- What was the highest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest
- What do you call singers playing football in mount everest? High pitch
- Why do they call it Mount Everest? Cause it's the best-est mountain ever-est.
- Did you hear about the guy who died on Mount Everest? He sat there and chilled.
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest? A HIGH-p**...-IN-USE
Mount Everest Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mount everest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mountain climber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mount everest pranks.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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b**... vs. Mount Everest
What does getting a b**... from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common?
You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush.
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TIL climbing Mount Everest with a partner and having s**... share a common crucial point
if you choose to take a small nap while close to reaching the summit, you will never wake up.
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How to tell whether someone is an idiot
Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?
For that, we have special questions.
Can you name an example?
Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?
But doctor, that surely won't work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest.
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest when suddenly Burt falls in to a crevasse 1000 ft. deep.
Hey Burt! Are you alive? shouts Mack from above.
Yeah I am.
I'm going to drop down a rope, grab onto it and I'll pull you out.
I can't. My arms are broken.
Okay then wrap your legs around them.
I can't. My legs are broken too.
Alright, then bite down real hard on the rope. I'll pull you up.
So Burt bites on the rope and Mack starts pulling.
1000 feet… 900 feet… 700 feet…. 500 feet…. 300 feet…
You alright Burt?
Yeahhhhhhhh….hhhhhhh…
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You know that you're at the highest point in your life...
...when you're smoking w**... on Mount Everest.
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You're not s**... if you haven't been to university
Einstein never went to university and he was the first man to climb mount Everest
A man goes into a pet store and demands an amazing pet for a very cheap price
The shop keeper says "I have a talking fox for only £20" the man exclaims " foxes can't talk!" While he's rambling on the fox puts his paw up on the desk and says "actually I can talk... I've written 3 books and I climbed up mount Everest for the 2nd time yesterday!" The man says "wow he's amazing, why are you selling him so cheap??" To which the shopkeeper replies "I just can't take the lies anymore..."
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A man and his friend were talking about their New Year's Resolutions.
Friend: I heard you set some really tough resolutions, have you completed them?
Man: Well of course! I've swam across the Pacific Ocean in only speedos.
Friend: Neat.
Man: Scaled Mount Everest n**...!
Friend, a bit skeptical: Really?
Man: Well, there is one I still haven't completed.
Friend: And that is?
Man: Break my habit of lying......
A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap
The owner says that he has a talking fox for only £20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".
A man climbs Mount Everest.
He manages to reach the top, looks out at the amazing view, and promptly bursts into tears.
"Sir, what is wrong?" His guide asks.
The man struggles to get himself under control. "I- I just- I just realized..."
"My entire life will be all downhill from here."
A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.