Mound Jokes
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My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...
He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".
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Before an argument, I always make sure to spread c**... on a mound of dirt.
Having the high ground is essential.
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How to get rid of ants.
Go to Home Depot or Wall-mart and buy a can of black spray paint. Any brand works great.
Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick.
The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds. Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well.
Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start killing each other.
How did the gardener explain the mound of dirt in the kitchen?
"Heard would flore."
How did one mound of dirt respond to the other mound of dirt's joke?
He laughed, because he thought the joke was hillarious.
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