Motto Jokes

Funniest Motto Short Jokes

Short motto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motto humour may include short slogan jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns? One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
2. What was the motto of the German rocket program? Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll hit London.
3. I used to work for a specialty butcher. We had a motto.. You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!
4. The "Free Palestine" motto never made sense to me... No wonder you keep losing land. What Jew could pass on a deal like that?
5. In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is "to protect and serve." I think they ought to change it to "We'll treat you like a King."
6. My proposal for the new state motto of Mississippi was denied. "We're all one big happy family."
7. There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"
8. If I owned a restaurant back in the era of racial segregation, do you know what our motto would be? "The customer's always white."
9. My motto is Efficiency. Efficiency. Efficiency. Oop. I guess I only need to say it once.
10. My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive

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Motto One Liners

Which motto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motto? I can suggest the ones about company slogan and tagline.

1. My motto in life is to always give 100% It does make blood donation quite tricky.
2. Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
3. What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day
4. What's the motto of an ice cream shop in paradise? Heaven ice day
5. What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
6. What is the motto of a french baker? no pain no gain
7. I'll open a bar and call it "The Doctors Office" Motto: Get your shots here
8. Have you heard the new United Airlines motto? "One drag a day keeps the doctors away!"
9. The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial.
10. What is a Sailors motto? Never leave your mates behind...
11. So, I know a guy and his motto is 'Love Thy Neighbor' He lives next to a brothel.
12. What's the motto for the church's spaceflight program? The Power of Christ Propels You!
13. My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..." "...date it."
14. United Airlines new motto: "Our prices can't be beat, but you can."
15. What's the motto of the American Writers Guild? YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!

Motto In Life Jokes

Here is a list of funny motto in life jokes and even better motto in life puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? "Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"
• I lived my life according to one motto: "Skate or die." But I can't skate.
• Live Fast, Die Young Princess Diana's life motto
• I almost got a tattoo of my life motto the other day. "Never back out".
• Motto of my life: "When life hands you lemons, learn chemistry and make gold".
• "Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
  To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
• What is the life motto of a Frenchman? No gain no pain.

Cheerful Fun Motto Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about motto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean motive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motto pranks.