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Motto In Life Jokes

9 motto in life jokes and hilarious motto in life puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motto in life that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Motto In Life Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good motto in life joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My motto in life is to always give 100%

It does make blood donation quite tricky.

My blood type is also my life motto:

B Positive

My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto?

"Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"

I lived my life according to one motto: "Skate or die."

But I can't skate.

Live Fast, Die Young

Princess Diana's life motto

I almost got a tattoo of my life motto the other day.

"Never back out".

Motto of my life: "When life hands you lemons, learn chemistry and make gold".

"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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