Mott Jokes
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My motto in life is to always give 100%
It does make blood donation quite tricky.
My motto is "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
They don't let me volunteer for the s**... prevention hotline anymore.
What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?
Sieze the day
What's the motto of an ice cream shop in paradise?
Heaven ice day
What's the motto of the Greek army?
Never leave your buddy's behind.
What is the motto of a french baker?
no pain no gain
What was the motto of the German rocket program?
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll hit London.
What's the motto for the church's spaceflight program?
The Power of Christ Propels You!
My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."
"...date it."
What's the motto of an undertaker who is a r**... and a necrophiliac?
You r**... what you sew
My motto is Efficiency. Efficiency. Efficiency.
Oop. I guess I only need to say it once.
What's the motto of the American Writers Guild?
YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!
My boss's motto was always "Underpromise and overdeliver."
For some reason, his shipping company never took off.
America's new motto
If it's worth eating it's worth over eating.
What's the best motto for a s**... bank?
"You squeeze it, we freeze it"
What's the motto for Child Protective Services?
"You shake em' we take em!"
My boss's motto was always "Underpromise and Overdeliver!"
Unfortunately for him, his international shipping company didn't fare well.
What's an epileptic's motto?
Carpe diem.
Necrophiliac's motto:
When in doubt, test her out!
What's the motto of the Mexican army?
An Army of Juan
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