Mott Jokes

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My motto in life is to always give 100%

It does make blood donation quite tricky.

My motto is "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

They don't let me volunteer for the suicide prevention hotline anymore.

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

My Grandad's motto was 'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence '

Lovely man. Shit gardener.

What is the motto of a french baker?

no pain no gain

My Dad's Motto

My dad always lived by the motto "work hard, play hard." Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction.

What was the motto of the German rocket program?

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll hit London.

What's the motto of an undertaker who is a rapist and a necrophiliac?

You rape what you sew

My motto is Efficiency. Efficiency. Efficiency.

Oop. I guess I only need to say it once.

What's the motto of the American Writers Guild?


My boss's motto was always "Underpromise and overdeliver."

For some reason, his shipping company never took off.

America's new motto

If it's worth eating it's worth over eating.

What's the best motto for a sperm bank?

"You squeeze it, we freeze it"

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

"You shake em' we take em!"

My boss's motto was always "Underpromise and Overdeliver!"

Unfortunately for him, his international shipping company didn't fare well.

What's an epileptic's motto?

Carpe diem.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Necrophiliac's motto:

When in doubt, test her out!

Motto of my life: "When life hands you lemons, learn chemistry and make gold".

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