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106 motor jokes and hilarious motor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

An article bursting with jokes about motors! Get ready for some side-splitting laughs about electric motors, LS motors, boating motors, outboard motors, motor racing, wheelers, Chevy, and more automotive motors. So buckle up, sit back, and get ready to roar with laughter.

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Funniest Motor Short Jokes

Short motor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motor humour may include short vehicle jokes also.

  1. If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything.
  2. I've got an old project car that I named after my wife. I haven't turned her on in years, now it usually takes a garage full of men to get her motor running.
  3. A friend bet me that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a motor vehicle She was really mad when I drove pasta
  4. Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors. 13 go in reverse.
    The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.
  5. As a repair man, I once installed a motor too powerful in a moving stairway. It escalated very quickly.
  6. My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line "Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."
  7. Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...
  8. A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No. It wooden start.
  9. I hope Bethesda's next Elder Scrolls game is a racing thriller set in South California They already have the perfect name for it: TES: LA Motors. I don't see why they couldn't.
  10. The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor.

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Motor One Liners

Which motor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motor? I can suggest the ones about engine and tractor.

  1. Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
  2. For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.
  3. I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane.
  4. What is the name of the business that sells hearses? Rigor Motors
  5. Why can't Steven hawking drive Because he has no motor function
  6. the motor in my watch stopped running I'm down a quartz
  7. How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer
  8. Russians have General Winter Americans have General Motors
  9. Possibly the worst joke of all time. What do you call a motor's ear?
    An engineer.
  10. I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation.
  11. Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk.
  12. What is a plant's favorite motor oil? Penn-soil
  13. Would lying about what motor vehicle you possess be considered... ...a cardenial sin?
  14. What do fish sticks use to get their motors running? Tartar Fluid.
  15. did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes

Motor Oil Jokes

Here is a list of funny motor oil jokes and even better motor oil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles
  • What do you call motor oil from Cuba? Fidel Castrol

Motor Skills Jokes

Here is a list of funny motor skills jokes and even better motor skills puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
  • What do Stephen Hawking and Richard Hammond have in common? They both have poor motor skills.
  • Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle? [OC] He had to work on his fine-motor skills.
    Who's car was it?
    His parkin' son.
  • Why did the kid with Cerebral palsy fail drivers ed? Because he lacks motor skills
  • Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills.
  • Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive? Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills
  • I can build and fix small engines using only v**..., f**... and rotted animals. Due to my g**... motor skills.
Motor joke, I can build and fix small engines using only v**..., f**... and rotted animals.

Boat Motor Jokes

Here is a list of funny boat motor jokes and even better boat motor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a boat motor that starts on the first try? Evinnotrude

Electric Motor Jokes

Here is a list of funny electric motor jokes and even better electric motor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war? General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
  • Why did the king of electric motors that-are-on-but-have-no-load abdicate his throne? He had very little real power.
Motor joke, Why did the king of electric motors that-are-on-but-have-no-load abdicate his throne?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about motor can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of motor puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Motor Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about motor you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make motor prank.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.

How can you tell when a Gold Wing rider is having an affair? His helmet doesn't match the passengers.

I love my motorcycle - it's great for getting to the front of queues quicker. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

The wind was so strong last night I really struggled to light my cigarette. Eventually, after 20 minutes of trying, I gave in and stopped my motorbike on the hard shoulder.

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

A penguin has some car trouble...

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

A software engineer, a chemical engineer and a mechanical engineer were riding along in a car.....

suddenly the car stopped. The mechanical engineer said "it must be a problem with the motor", the chemical engineer said "no it's most likely a fuel problem", then the software engineer said "maybe if we all get out, then get back in, it will start"

A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.

"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop.

"Excuse me, sir," said the cop. "Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?"
"Thank God," he said. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO....

But most forget Honda's brand, h**......it's pretty gay if you ask me...

Who is calling?

The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.
p**... answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."
There was a stony silence for a second or two.
''Do you know who you are speaking to?''
''No,'' said p**....
''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''
''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked p**...
''No,'' roared the colonel.
''Well thank goodness for that,'' said p**... and hung up the phone.

What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?

A feminist

A car broke down on a Native Reservation...

...so the driver got out to see what was going on. He lifted the hood, looked in, and noticed there was something wrong with the motor piston. Without any tools or cell service, he sighed, shut the hood and leaned on his car and waited for a passerby. Finally, a truck came around the bend so he waved it down and the truck pulled over. Inside was a few Native Americans, and asked, "what's wrong?"
"Piston broke", he replied.
"So are we. Get in."

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up.

Must be why I keep running over female joggers.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.

How does the motorcycle of a Ku Klux k**... member sounds like?

Runnnnnnnnnnnnigganigganigganigaanigga

What is the name of a motorist fan in the Netherlands?

Bus van Truck

What does a motorcycle and Eddie Hermida have in common?

They both killed s**... silence.

Polish immigrant

A newly-arrived Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license.
He has to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the clerk asks.
Read it?" the Pole replies, "I know the guy."

Motorcycle will last you a lifetime

if you ride it fast enough.

What do fat chick's and motor scooters have in common?

They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you on one!

Did you hear the one about the car that miraculously drives itself without having a motor?

I have no idea how that one goes.

What does a motorcycle and the government have it common?

Once you have more power, you can't go back.

A gynecologist decided to become a mechanic...

He graduated mechanic school with a 5.2 gpa and asked his teacher how that was possible.
The teacher said "Well, you aced the written exam thats half. Then you reassembled the motor perfectly, and we had to give you the extra credit when you did it all through the Muffler"!

I was out fishing on the lake with my dad yesterday. When we were ready to call it a day my dad goes to start up the motor and it doesn't work.

Dad: "Looks like we're gonna have to row back to the bank. Pass me one of those paddles."
Me: "Which one?"
Dad: "Either oar."

What do old people do with their cars when they are to old to drive them?

they tow them behind their motor home!

Why did the motorcycle stay at home?

It was two-tired

After his motorcycle accident where he lost his left leg and half his right foot, Dylan sulked slowly around school in all black outfits.

We call him the three-toed Goth.

A starter motor walks into a bar

The bartender says, "now don't start anything!"

What do you get when you motorboat a woman who breastfeeds?

A milkshake

Motorcycles are fast...

...despite being both two tired and exhausted.

Father and son are having discussion who is smarter

"Dad, do you know who invented AC motor?"
"Of course I know! Nikola Tesla" 
"Yep Dad, Nikola Tesla, not his father."

"Optimist" is a person, who keeps his car's motor running...

...while his wife goes shopping.

My grandad didn't report his symptoms

He didn't report his symptoms of motor neurone disease for 5 months... he didn't have the nerve to say anything...

2019 Mustang was announced at the Geneva motor show.

It was a real hit with the crowds

What do you call the front part of an Amish horse drawn buggy?

The Yoder motor

Why do motorcycles fall over when they arent moving?

Because they're two-tired.

Why did the motorcyclist have to pull over to take a nap?

He was 2 tired.

Why does the motorcycle get sad when shifting gears?

Because the clutch is depressed

What does a motor use to hear?

Engine-ears

Jesus did motor cage attempt...

Sorry. I meant carpentry.

Motorbikes are ideal transportation for people that don't intend to have children.

They wouldn't even let me bring our newborn home from the hospital.

Why cant the motorcycle stand up by itself?

Because it's two tired

It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground.

A daisy duke if you will.

"I think your car just got keyed by some guy..." I told a man in the street.

"Can't you give me a better description?" he said.
"OK," I replied, "some gentleman swiped his tender hand across the metallic section of your motor vehicle, sir."

I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.

Best. Trade. Ever!

There was a Motorcycle c**... in my street I shouted let me through are you a doctor they asked

I said no it's my Pizza

An couple of Swedish jokes

What does it say at the bottom of a Norwegian swimming pool?
- No smoking allowed.
Why do Norwegian motor bikers wear pyjamas hats instead of helmets?
- Because the helmet broke during the 300 metre free fall test.
Why did the Norwegian bring a car door to the desert?
- so he could roll the window down in case it gets too hot.
What does a Norwegian calculator say you if you enter 1 + 1?
- please wait...

Why do motorcycles fall over?

Because they're too tired.
(Told to me by my 5 year old).

Why won't my motorcycle run?

Because it's two tired.

What motorcycles do ghosts prefer?

A boocati.

Why did the motorcycle pull over?

It was 2 tired.

Motorcyclist: I can drive this motorcycle on one wheel!

4 year old: *gasp* wheelie?!

Motor joke, Motorcyclist: I can drive this motorcycle on one wheel!

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