Motorboat Jokes
4 motorboat jokes and hilarious motorboat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motorboat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Motorboat Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good motorboat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Amish men can't motorboat their wives.
They can only row boat them.
Blind man in a motorboat accident.
I once saw a Blind man and asked him how he went blind. He said "I lost my eyes in a motorboating accident. She didn't tell me that they were pierced."
(real news) Select Starbucks stores have been offering customers the option of adding carbonation to their drinks.
In response, Dunkin' Donuts is offering customers the option of having an employee make motorboat noises into their coffee.
3 blondes are stuck...
3 blondes are stuck on a river bank and can't cross it. They find a bottle in the sand, and as they open it, a genie pops out.
"I will promise you 3 wishes. Pick carefully." Says the genie.
"I want a boat." Says the first one. The genie grants her wish, but the river current is too powerful and she drifts away to her death.
"I want a motorboat." Announces the second blonde. However, it had no fuel. Off she goes to die.
"I want black hair." Says the third one, and then she crosses the bridge.
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