Motorbike Jokes
37 motorbike jokes and hilarious motorbike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motorbike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ever wonder what's so funny about a motorbike accident? Check out this hilarious collection of motorbike jokes and puns! From road rage to the best two-wheeled ride, these jokes are sure to leave you laughing. Get ready to rev up your engine and enjoy the ride!
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Funniest Motorbike Short Jokes
Short motorbike jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motorbike humour may include short motorcycle jokes also.
- Two flies riding on a motorbike. One says to the other: Stop! Stop! A bug just flew into my eye.
- My friend crashed his motorbike. He's brain-damaged and both his legs are broken.
You know, I'm really not surprised that he crashed his bike then. - Since the wife left me I've bought a motorbike, got a dog, slept with two women, and blown a grand on drink and drugs. She'll go mad when she gets home from work.
- You can buy, sell, or swap just about anything on the Gumtree website. I recently got a motorbike for my wife Good trade, would recommend, 10/10
- What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike? Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them.
R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget. - Wearing a helmet while riding a motorbike is wise.. But having a transparent panel on it?? Now, that's visor..
- I've invented a way of getting my motorbike going without a battery. I'm going to do a kickstarter for it.
- What's the difference between a motorbike and a toilet? In the first case you sit and run, in the second you run and sit.
(incredibly nobody ever wrote this one before, credits to dad) - I was having trouble with my motorbike so I arrived late at my girl friend's ... she asked "what happened?"
I replied "piston broke",
and she said " I know you are, but what happened?" - Motorbikes are ideal transportation for people that don't intend to have children. They wouldn't even let me bring our newborn home from the hospital.
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Motorbike One Liners
Which motorbike one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motorbike? I can suggest the ones about riding motorcycle and moped.
- What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev
- Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle
- Can anyone trade me a wheelchair? I offer a crushed motorbike
- I beat a motorbike in a game of chess. It was a Triumph.
- What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
- My friend got a motorbike jacket gifted from his uncle Along with his organs
- 'I hate being part motorbike part bicycle' He moped.
- I love everything about Motorbikes But sometimes they just make me two-tyred.
- What's the sound of a funny motorbike company? Yama-ha-ha-ha.
- It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
- what do jews and motorbikes have in common? they get louder when you add gas
- What do you call a black man on a motorbike Triumph Bournville
- I would enjoy motorbike shows a lot more, but they pull so many dirty tricks.
- what is a motorbike and a gun? a motorbike with a gun on it
- What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie.
Motorbike Accident Jokes
Here is a list of funny motorbike accident jokes and even better motorbike accident puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The singer for the band Steppenwolf has been decapitated in a motorbike accident... They found his head out on the highway...
Playful Motorbike Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about motorbike you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bikes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motorbike pranks.
Some bloke started talking to me in the pub last night.
"My mate came off his motorbike today," he said.
"Oh really?" I asked.
"Yes," he replied. "He has slight brain damage, two broken arms and is completely blind in one eye."
"Blimey," I said. "No wonder he came off it then."
Bear buys a new motorbike
And he wants to show it off to his friend rabbit. They get on and slowly go up a big hill. Then on the way down they go 80, 90, 100, 110, 120 km/h! The bear then asks the rabbit:
Are you scared?
Nope , says the rabbit, so they finish the ride and get off the bike.
May I try driving now? , asks the rabbit.
Sure, why not .
So they slowly go up the hill again, this time with the rabbit driving. And then they go down 80, 90, 100, 110, 120km/h! and the rabbit asks the bear:
Are you scared?
Nope!
Well you should be, cause I can't reach the brakes.
My wife and I were driving home last night, both of us feeling h**...…
We couldn't wait to get home, so I pulled into a quiet road and we got down to it.
Then a cop on a motorbike came round the corner and gave me a ticket.
I said "What the f**...'s this for?"
He replied, "That's for doing 69 in a 30 zone."
We went to visit my brother in hospital because he had crashed his motorbike into a tree and impaled himself onto a tree branch i asked the doctor "How is he?"...
The doctor said "He's not out of the woods yet"....
When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it.
She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike c**... when he was 18, and so I could have his instead.
I used to drink absinthe
I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the f**... go Honda".
A biker gang comes into a transport cafe
and start picking on a little middle-aged man just sitting down to an all-day breakfast. They steal most of it, spit in his tea, and pull away his chair from under him, until eventually he gives up and walks out silently.
They laugh loudly and say to the waitress "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"No," she says, "and he's not much of a truck driver either -- he's just backed an eighteen-wheeler over a whole line of motorbikes."
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"
Doctor says "you have an abscess"
Man says "how do you know?"
Doctor says "because abscess makes the f**... go Honda"