Motor Vehicle Jokes
5 motor vehicle jokes and hilarious motor vehicle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motor vehicle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Who is calling?
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.
p**... answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."
There was a stony silence for a second or two.
''Do you know who you are speaking to?''
''No,'' said p**....
''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''
''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked p**...
''No,'' roared the colonel.
''Well thank goodness for that,'' said p**... and hung up the phone.
A friend bet me that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a motor vehicle
She was really mad when I drove pasta
"I think your car just got keyed by some guy..." I told a man in the street.
"Can't you give me a better description?" he said.
"OK," I replied, "some gentleman swiped his tender hand across the metallic section of your motor vehicle, sir."
Would lying about what motor vehicle you possess be considered...
...a cardenial sin?
Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle?
He had to work on his fine-motor skills.
Who's car was it?
His parkin' son.
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