Moto Jokes
37 moto jokes and hilarious moto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Moto Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good moto joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why was the motorcycle going so slow?
Because it was two tired!
I just got myself a Motown fridge
It stays at a steady Three Degrees, Four Tops.
Why do motorcycles fall over?
Because they're too tired.
(Told to me by my 5 year old).
A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.
"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."
Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?
Because they have no Seoul.
Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?
It's two tired.
Why won't my motorcycle run?
Because it's two tired.
Why did the motorcycle stay at home?
It was two-tired
Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?
Because it was two tired.
Motorcycles are fast...
...despite being both two tired and exhausted.
I think I've been doing Motown jokes for about three years,
Maybe four tops...
How does the motorcycle of a Ku Klux k**... member sounds like?
Runnnnnnnnnnnnigganigganigganigaanigga
In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up.
Must be why I keep running over female joggers.
There was a Motorcycle c**... in my street I shouted let me through are you a doctor they asked
I said no it's my Pizza
What do you get when you motorboat a woman who breastfeeds?
A milkshake
Why can't motorcycles go faster?
They're two tired.
Why did the motorcycle pull over?
It was 2 tired.
What motorcycles do ghosts prefer?
A boocati.
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever!
Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?
It was two tired...
Motorcyclist: I can drive this motorcycle on one wheel!
4 year old: *gasp* wheelie?!
Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?
Because it was two tired.
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Moto One Liners
Which moto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moto? I can suggest the ones about rider and motorcycle.
- If you live by an "Apple a day" moto.. Then you are either reach or a thief
- If Motorola made a motorcycle branch, what would it be called? Moto Guzzi.
- What's Josef Fritzl's moto? You r**... what you sow
