Motive Jokes

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Funniest Motive Short Jokes

Short motive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motive humour may include short motivation jokes also.

  1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
  3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
  4. Why did the feminist cross the road? It doesn't matter. Women have the right to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
  5. Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.
  6. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
    I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
  7. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
  8. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
  9. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
    - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
    - Do you have any books closer?"
  10. Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person Stay lazy, my friends

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Motive One Liners

Which motive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motive? I can suggest the ones about motto and reason.

  1. Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives
  2. Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives.
  3. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
    0 skills
    7 coffee breaks
  4. Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive.
  5. Did you guys hear about the Mexican train killer? He had a loco motive.
  6. Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train robber? He had loco motives
  7. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
  8. Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives
  9. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
  10. Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train? He had a loco-motive
  11. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
  12. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
  13. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
  14. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
  15. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.

Motive joke, What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico?

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What funny jokes about motive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean driven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motive pranks.

What must you have if you want to c**... a train?

A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..

No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.

Did you guys hear about the m**... who stole a train in Mexico?

They say he had a loco motive.

The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week.

Yeah. He had a loco motive.

Why did the Spanish train driver c**... into an insane asylum?

Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive

She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive."

^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.

Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts

Authorities say it's a loco motive

A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.

It was a loco motive.

The Mexican train operator murdered three people yesterday. He told us that the train told him to do it.

He had a loco motive.

So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...

He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.

After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train...

I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.

Did you hear about why the train conductor committed m**...?

It was a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican train engineer that killed a bunch of people?

They said he had a loco motive.

Some people ask 'why' to determine a motive, I ask 'why' because I don't believe there's any logical reason to do anything.

-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens

Opportunity, Motive and Intent

Could-ah, Should-ah, Would-ah.

What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend?

A loco motive.

What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?

A loco motive

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.

Talk about a real loco motive.

Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?

Authorities believe it had a loco motive.

Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel...

It was a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?

I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive.

Motive joke, Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?