Motive Jokes

Funniest Motive Short Jokes

Short motive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motive humour may include short motivation jokes also.

1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
   He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
4. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
   I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
5. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
6. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
7. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
   - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
   - Do you have any books closer?"
8. After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
9. Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn't follow his own advice. Hippo Quit
10. If you're searching for motivation and positivity look no further! Because you probably won't find any

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Motive One Liners

Which motive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motive? I can suggest the ones about motto and reason.

1. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
   0 skills
   7 coffee breaks
2. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
3. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
4. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
5. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
6. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
7. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
8. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
9. Why was the spanish conductor arrested? He had some loco motives
10. How dads of kenya motivates their kids? by saying: 'kenya do this?'
11. What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!
12. My blood type is very motivating! Its always telling me to B positive.
13. What do you call a crackhead who helps to turn your life around? A motivational tweaker.
14. Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
15. See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

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