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Funniest Motive Short Jokes

Short motive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motive humour may include short motivation jokes also.

  1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
  3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
  4. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
    I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
  5. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
  6. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
  7. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
    - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
    - Do you have any books closer?"
  8. After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
  9. Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn't follow his own advice. Hippo Quit
  10. If you're searching for motivation and positivity look no further! Because you probably won't find any

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Motive One Liners

Which motive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motive? I can suggest the ones about motto and reason.

  1. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
    0 skills
    7 coffee breaks
  2. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
  3. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
  4. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
  5. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
  6. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
  7. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
  8. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.
  9. Why was the spanish conductor arrested? He had some loco motives
  10. How dads of kenya motivates their kids? by saying: 'kenya do this?'
  11. What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!
  12. My blood type is very motivating! Its always telling me to B positive.
  13. What do you call a crackhead who helps to turn your life around? A motivational tweaker.
  14. Why are trains always put in insane asylums? Because they have loco-motives
  15. See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
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What funny jokes about motive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspiration jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motive pranks.

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What must you have if you want to c**... a train?

A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

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The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

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Why did the Spanish train driver c**... into an insane asylum?

Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive

She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive."

^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.

Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts

Authorities say it's a loco motive

A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.

It was a loco motive.

So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...

He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.

After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train...

I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.

Some people ask 'why' to determine a motive, I ask 'why' because I don't believe there's any logical reason to do anything.

-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens

Opportunity, Motive and Intent

Could-ah, Should-ah, Would-ah.

What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend?

A loco motive.

What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?

A loco motive

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.

Talk about a real loco motive.

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Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?

I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive.

[NO CRIME WITHOUT A MOTIVE] But what made seven eat nine?

Seven knew that nine would carry the next one to a new level.

A Mexican gang member stole a train for some crazy reason...

Police still don't know anything besides the fact that he has a loco motive.

What is a two-piece bath suit with wild animals motive?

Zoo-Chini

Why did the train driver plead madness in court?

He had a loco motive.

A train owner was killed by a would-be engineer over failing his operator's exam...

Talk about a loco motive!

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Huge train c**... in New York..

The driver must have had a loco motive.

Motive joke, Huge train c**... in New York..