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These are 26 motive jokes and hilarious motive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motive that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top motive puns. Have fun with a good motive joke in English with simple motive humour.

  1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
  3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
  4. Why did the feminist cross the road? It doesn't matter. Women have the right to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
  5. Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.
  6. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
    I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
  7. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
  8. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
  9. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
    - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
    - Do you have any books closer?"
  10. Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person Stay lazy, my friends
Motive joke, Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these motive jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of motive puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives
  2. Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives.
  3. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
    0 skills
    7 coffee breaks
  4. Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive.
  5. Did you guys hear about the Mexican train killer? He had a loco motive.
  6. Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train robber? He had loco motives
  7. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
  8. Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives
  9. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
  10. Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train? He had a loco-motive
  11. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
  12. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
  13. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
  14. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
  15. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.

Motive joke, What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico?

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What must you have if you want to c**... a train?

A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..

No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.

Did you guys hear about the m**... who stole a train in Mexico?

They say he had a loco motive.

The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week.

Yeah. He had a loco motive.

Why did the Spanish train driver c**... into an insane asylum?

Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive

She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive."

^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.

Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts

Authorities say it's a loco motive

A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.

It was a loco motive.

The Mexican train operator murdered three people yesterday. He told us that the train told him to do it.

He had a loco motive.

So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...

He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.

After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train...

I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.

Did you hear about why the train conductor committed m**...?

It was a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican train engineer that killed a bunch of people?

They said he had a loco motive.

Some people ask 'why' to determine a motive, I ask 'why' because I don't believe there's any logical reason to do anything.

-Nietzsche on the habits of road crossing chickens

Opportunity, Motive and Intent

Could-ah, Should-ah, Would-ah.

What do you call a crazy Mexican plotting to run you over with a train for sleeping with his girlfriend?

A loco motive.

What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?

A loco motive

Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity?

He had a real loco motive

I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.

Talk about a real loco motive.

Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?

Authorities believe it had a loco motive.

Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel...

It was a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?

I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive.

Motive joke, Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum?

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The impact of these motive jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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