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Motivational Speaker Jokes

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Funniest Motivational Speaker Short Jokes

Short motivational speaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motivational speaker humour may include short motivational jokes also.

  1. Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn't follow his own advice. Hippo Quit
  2. I blew a speaker in my car today.. It was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth, but I feel a lot better about myself.
  3. I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since.
  4. Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
  5. What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs.
  6. What did the motivational speaker ask the bottle of water? Do you have what it takes to be a liter?
  7. A financial fraudster, a reformed whoremonger, an alcoholic, and a motivational speaker walk into a drugstore. The guy at the counter then says, Back to your old habits, eh, Mr. Belfort?
  8. I blew a speaker in my truck today He was a motivational speaker. Felt pretty good about myself afterwards.
    Gotta love Doug Stanhope.

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Motivational Speaker One Liners

Which motivational speaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motivational speaker? I can suggest the ones about motivate and speaker.

  1. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
  2. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
  3. What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!
  4. A motivational speaker retired due to depression He discovered he had B Negative blood
  5. People have said I should be a motivational speaker... But I don't have the motivation.
  6. Why was the motivational speaker a failure in Ethiopia? His mantra was "Stay Hungry"
  7. What did the motivational speaker dolphin believe? That everybody in life has a porpoise
  8. What's the ideal blood type for a motivational speaker? Be positive.
  9. What do you call a fat motivational speaker? A Sphere of Influence.

Motivational Speaker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about motivational speaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspirational jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motivational speaker pranks.

A man tries to find success as an Anti-motivational speaker

"In today's world of toxic positivity, we need more HEALTHY NEGATIVITY! Acknowledge your limitations! Understand your lack of potential! Remember that in this world of many people, you are NOT SPECIAL and EASILY REPLACEABLE!"
An audience member suddenly stood up, tears streaming down his face.
"Is this what it's like to have a Father?"

I have always wanted to be a motivational speaker. To get the crowd on their feet. To feel optimistic about the day ahead, or even the life ahead. To make them feel like all their dreams are within arms reach with just a little hard work and the willingness to be something more than just who you are

Im Justin too lazy to get up.