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80 motivation jokes and hilarious motivation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motivation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Liven up your Monday with some motivation jokes! Get inspired and encourage yourself with some funny quotes and jokes. Achieve success, stay positive and be inspired by these motivation jokes that will surely put a smile on your face.

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Short motivation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motivation humour may include short motivate jokes also.

  1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
  3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
  4. Why did the feminist cross the road? It doesn't matter. Women have the right to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
  5. Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.
  6. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
    I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
  7. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
  8. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
  9. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
    - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
    - Do you have any books closer?"
  10. Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person Stay lazy, my friends

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Motivation One Liners

Which motivation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motivation? I can suggest the ones about motive and inspiration.

  1. Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives
  2. Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives.
  3. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
    0 skills
    7 coffee breaks
  4. Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive.
  5. Did you guys hear about the Mexican train killer? He had a loco motive.
  6. Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train robber? He had loco motives
  7. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
  8. Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives
  9. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
  10. Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train? He had a loco-motive
  11. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
  12. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
  13. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
  14. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
  15. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.

Motivation Quotes Jokes

Here is a list of funny motivation quotes jokes and even better motivation quotes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
    I have no Drive.
  • Should I get motivational quotes tattooed on my arms? On one hand, Just go for it! On the other, maybe, always think twice.
Motivation joke, Should I get motivational quotes tattooed on my arms?

Motivation joke, Should I get motivational quotes tattooed on my arms?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about motivation can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of motivation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Motivation Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about motivation you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean attraction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make motivation prank.

Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail

Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?
A. Because of their loco motives

Did you guys hear about the m**... who stole a train in Mexico?

They say he had a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican dude who liked to kill trains?

They said he had loco-motives.

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..

No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.

Why did the crazy mexican c**... a train?

He had loco motives...
I'll show myself out

If you're searching for motivation and positivity look no further!

Because you probably won't find any

Motivation

A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm.
Lady asks the farm manager: "How many times can this bull perform?"
Manager replies: "5 to 6 times in a day".
Lady looks at her husband: "You see?"
Husband asks the manager: "Is it the same cow every time?"
Manager: "No sir it's a different cow every time."
Man looks back to wife: "You see!"

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week.

Yeah. He had a loco motive.

A ghost says to his ghostfriend..

"I don't think I'm gonna enter the next ghost-race.."
"Why not?" Asked the ghost-friend.
"Because I've lost every other one!" He cries sullenly.
"I believe in you, so enter the next ghost-race!"
"..Yeah. Yeah! I **can** do this!" Cried the ghost, filled with motivation.
Smug, the ghost friend said;
"That's the spirit!"

Punctuality....

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

Why was the spanish conductor arrested?

He had some loco motives

Motivation is like quicksand.

I'll likely never encounter it but see it in movies all the time.

They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mind

But I like to think he had posterior motives.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

A young kid was smart, but was failing math.

He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."

My blood type is very motivating!

Its always telling me to B positive.

What must you have if you want to c**... a train?

A loco motive.
I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor arrested for m**...?

He had loco-motives

The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive."

^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.

What do you call a crackhead who helps to turn your life around?

A motivational tweaker.

How dads of kenya motivates their kids?

by saying: 'kenya do this?'

Officer 1: This m**... seems racially motivated.

Officer 2: Hate crime?
Officer 1: Of course I hate crime, idiot. That's why I became a cop.

Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn't follow his own advice.

Hippo Quit

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor wanted for m**...?

The authorities are saying he had loco motives.

After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky

Cop 1: This m**... seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?
Cop 1: Of course I hate crime. That's why I'm a cop.

Why did the Spanish train driver c**... into an insane asylum?

Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive

Jimmy was racing his friends to the nearest tree

"Last one there's a p**...!" one of the older kids said.
This motivated Jimmy. He was set on winning.
He would not be deterred.

Did you hear about the Mexican Serial Killer?

He had loco-motives.

Why did the mexican man steal a train?

Well he had loco-motives

What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?

"I'm in it for the longhall."

A man tries to find success as an Anti-motivational speaker

"In today's world of toxic positivity, we need more HEALTHY NEGATIVITY! Acknowledge your limitations! Understand your lack of potential! Remember that in this world of many people, you are NOT SPECIAL and EASILY REPLACEABLE!"
An audience member suddenly stood up, tears streaming down his face.
"Is this what it's like to have a Father?"

Why did the Mexican train conductor get arrested?

He had Loco motives

A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners

After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, Treat him like any mini miner, Moe.

So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...

He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.

Motivation joke, Why did the feminist cross the road?

jokes about motivation

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