Motivate Jokes

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Funniest Motivate Short Jokes

Short motivate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motivate humour may include short motivation jokes also.

1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
   He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
2. What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking? Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
3. I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.
4. Why did the feminist cross the road? It doesn't matter. Women have the right to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
5. Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.
6. When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
   I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.
7. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
8. My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
9. A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here?
   - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
   - Do you have any books closer?"
10. Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person Stay lazy, my friends

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Motivate One Liners

Which motivate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motivate? I can suggest the ones about motive and inspire.

1. Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives
2. Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives.
3. They call me 007 at work 0 motivation
   0 skills
   7 coffee breaks
4. Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive.
5. Did you guys hear about the Mexican train killer? He had a loco motive.
6. Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train robber? He had loco motives
7. When do trains do crazy things? When they have loco motives.
8. Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives
9. What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes? His loco motives.
10. Did you hear about the mexican who stole a train? He had a loco-motive
11. I blew a speaker in my car today He was a motivational speaker
12. A spanish man murders someone on a train He must have had one loco-motive
13. What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech? Word.
14. What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
15. What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? A loco-motive.

The Funniest Motivate Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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