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74 motion jokes and hilarious motion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Never laugh at motion again! Discover the funniest motion jokes from force and motion to projectile motion and more! Whether you're a motion designer, looking to relieve motion sickness, or just looking for a good time, these motion jokes will keep you moving and won't leave you in slow motion. Get ready for a wild ride filled with circular motion and action-packed laughter as you make your way through the plaintiff's move.

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Popular Motion Short Jokes

Short motion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motion humour may include short movement jokes also.

  1. It's not the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
  2. My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
  3. Why did the polka musician’s wife file for divorce? She couldn’t handle all the band’s constant “in and out” motions!
  4. So, Jesus and the Apostles walk into a Bar... Jesus motions to the bartender, says "13 waters, please," and winks at the apostles.
  5. I recently completed a self defence course I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.
  6. I feel bad for my neighbor the lawyer. She seems to be suffering from occupational burnout. These days she just goes through the motions.
  7. The newest iPhone 6 Plus has an excellent battery life, thanks to... ...the energy generated by the perpetual motion of Steve Jobs rolling in his grave.
  8. The attorney filed a motion for a new trial. The judge barked angrily "On what grounds!?" "Your honor," the lawyer explained, "my client has discovered some money that I didn't know he had."
  9. "It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean"... But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat
  10. What did the German farmer say while watching his baby calves run around his farm? "The veals are in motion!"

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Motion One Liners

Which motion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motion? I can suggest the ones about moves and moving.

  1. I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion
  2. For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.
  3. What's a snail's favorite activity on the first day of spring? Slow-motion gardening!
  4. I had a dream last night about dancing chickens... It was like poultry in motion.
  5. A chicken crossing the road is ... ... truly poultry in motion.
  6. A bar walks into Albert Einstein. See, all motion ees relative, ja?
  7. What do you call a chicken that moves ever so gracefully? Poultry in motion
  8. I think taking the train is for crazy people. Its a loco motion.
  9. what do you call a dancing chicken? poultry in motion
  10. I tried to make a joke about Brownian motion... But, on average, folks were unmoved.
  11. Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion
  12. What's the hardest part of making a midnight snack? The motion detectors.
  13. I spilled my drink.... in one fluid motion.
  14. If you feel stuck in life don't despair... A life without motion is still life.
  15. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Stop Motion Jokes

Here is a list of funny stop motion jokes and even better stop motion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What if the 'Unstoppable Force' and the 'Immovable Object' actually came together? It would be the greatest stop-motion blockbuster of all time.
  • What do you call a film that's entirely in stop-motion? Non-stop motion.

Slow Motion Jokes

Here is a list of funny slow motion jokes and even better slow motion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a yellow snake with three legs that crawls up a tree in slow motion? I just managed to come up with the premis
  • 4th law of newton A loose motion can't be done in slow motion
  • I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.
    Finally, a relevant dad joke.
  • A cauliflower is a plant e**... in extremely slow motion.
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Perpetual Motion Jokes

Here is a list of funny perpetual motion jokes and even better perpetual motion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I visited a Catholic engineering school yesterday It was called Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
  • Never talk to a scientist about... ...perpetual motion
    They will go an and on
  • In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
  • I drank a cup of perpetual motion once... ... but it went straight through me.

Brownian Motion Jokes

Here is a list of funny brownian motion jokes and even better brownian motion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does a scientist-dad call a gastrointestinal movement? Brownian motion
  • What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you? Brownian Motion
Motion joke, What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about motion can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of motion puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Motion Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about motion you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rotation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make motion prank.

A Sailor stands at the bar having a drink, swaying back and forth.

A Mexican man notices this, approaches the sailor and asks him'
"Ey, Mang, why you move'n back n' forth like that?"
The sailor responds "Well, I spend the past 20 years on a Naval ship at sea. I suppose my body just got used to motion"
The Mexican man replies "Okay mang, but I got thirteen kids, you don't see me a walkin' like this" (Swinging hips back and forth)

While cooking dinner this happened.

I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

I set up a camera to record my wife for our s**... tape

I didn't realize it was motion activated so it didn't record a thing.

The man in the wheelchair was convicted

... motion denied.

A man asks to blonde

Man : Hey, do you know newton's second law of motion?
Blonde : Sorry, I am a science student not a law student.

So a scientist creates a robot

And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."

The price motion detectors has gradually decreased over time to the point where they're mere pennies.

There's a great book about this called "Cents and Sensibility"

Why is it so easy to stay up late, but waking up in the morning is an eternal struggle?

Things at motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container.

I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.

No alarm clock needed

My loose motion wakes me up.

One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.

"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."

Why does Anakin always move in a URM? (Uniform rectilinear motion)

Because he brought balance to the force.

Newton's third law of motion

states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, if you are having s**... with a woman without her consent, she is equally having s**... with you without your consent, both cancelling eachother out and making r**... legal.

A poem for my beloved GDPR

'Twas the night before GDPR,
And all through the house
Any presence of rodents or motion of any creatures at all will not be disclosed without specific informed consent.

Why is the energy of motion called E-kinetic?

Because physicists can't understand E-motion.

So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy

Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.

Roman Emperor Caligula actually made his favorite horse a senator.

Guy didn't pass a single motion.

Vin Diesel pulled up next to me at a light the other day

Shocked, I saw him motion for me to roll down my window. I did and he said to me:
"You know what I put in my car?"
"Gas?" I replied.
"Diesel" he said and then he sped off.

Newton knew about the laws of motion when he was 33, while we knew them when we were 14.

I guess that makes us smarter than him.

Two freinds are sitting on a bench, a deaf elderly woman and a elderly man.

While they are chatting, the woman speaking and the man signing, the man would stop and laugh, making a visible laughing motion that the woman sees.
The woman eventually asks what is so funny and the man signs backing, "Oh it's nothing."
They move on and the woman eventually says that her b**... has fell asleep.
The man signs that "I know, I could hear it snoring. Why do you think I was laughing?"

God asks a guy, would you set in motion a chain of events that will lead to the whole visible universe being destroyed in 1 million years, for 1 trillion dollars? Guy says yes thats alot of money and I've got to live for today.

God pulls out a mountain of cash and swims in it and says, then you'll understand what I did 999,999 years ago.

Certain public employees who have to submit daily to the rapid fire ...

... of well-meant but needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This is how an elevator boy dealt with one of them:
"Don't you ever feel sick going up and down this elevator all day?" a fussy lady asked him.
"Yes, ma'am", courteously replied the elevator boy.
"Is it the motion going down?" pursued the lady.
"No, ma'am."
"The going up?"
"No, ma'am."
"Is it the stopping that does it?"
"No, ma'am."
"Then what is it?"
"Answering questions, ma'am."

Source: 1913 newspaper

How do you know a girl likes you?

If she gives you a handy, you know she likes you. Especially if she uses the proper handy motion.
How do you know a girl loves you?
She'll give you another handy!
Because what's love but a second handy motion?
Sorry, Tina Turner was just on the radio.

Motion joke, How do you know a girl likes you?

jokes about motion

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these motion jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.