Moths Jokes
34 moths jokes and hilarious moths puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moths that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Moths Short Jokes
Short moths jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moths humour may include short moles jokes also.
- How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know.
(Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage) - I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth... That's the last time I ever buy a larva lamp…
- How many moths does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but they keep trying anyway.
- [In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk* - What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth
- How many Sigmund Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mothe… errr I mean the lightbulb.
- Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
- A man goes to the doctors... and says "I think I'm a moth"
The Doctor says, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that".
The man says, "Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on". - Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame. It was like an Afrodisiac.
- TIL crickets only do their iconic "yelling" chirp in the presence of wild moths. Unfortunately, my cricket has none. He has no moth and he must scream.
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Moths One Liners
Which moths one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moths? I can suggest the ones about flies and worms.
- How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, a male and a female
- Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball.
- So a moth walks into a bar... ... which is odd because moths can fly.
- Why did the moth kill the other moth? He was a member of the Mothia.
- A moth walks into a church He found the light.
- Have you ever smelled moth balls? I can never get their tiny legs apart.
- What do you call a moth that is bigger than a bird ? Behemoth
- Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
- What do gay moths eat? Mothballs
- What's the moth's favourite car? Lamporghini
- What do you call a moth in a supermarket? I can't believe it's not butterfly.
- What is the biggest moth called? A mammoth.
- A moth and a firefighter walk into a bar... It was alight.
- What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!
- Why did the moth stick to the bride's face? Because she was *GLOWING*
Butterflies Moths Jokes
Here is a list of funny butterflies moths jokes and even better butterflies moths puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London... But it turned out to be an Urban Moth
- Why was the butterfly so moody? It was that time of the moth
- So there was a dance and the butterfly couldn't come It was a moth ball
Quirky and Hilarious Moths Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about moths you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moths pranks.
What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?
One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy
A man moves in an old apartment
He notices the place is ridden with moths. Not knowing what to do, he calls his mother who tells him to buy some mothballs.
He goes to a nearby store and buys a pound of mothballs. The next day, he goes back and buys another pound. That same day he returns and buy yet another pound.
The seller stops him. Man, how many moths are you dealing with? I've been working here for so long and I've never seen an infestation requiring more than half a pound of mothballs
Well, replies the man. Not everybody has such a good aim.
We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community...
We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community, and that traditionally most of the glamour goes to the entomologists who study the butterflies, because they're so pretty and colorful, rather than the brown and grey moths. So for 364 days a year, the butterflyers get all the glory. But today is the day when we recognize the contributions of those devoted lepidopterists who chose a less glamorous, but no less important, path. Happy mothers day.
Mothballs
A small town guy comes into a pharmacy and asks the guy at the counter:
"What do you have to get rid of the darn moths?"
The pharmacist sells him a pack of mothballs.
A day later he comes in and asks for fifty packs.
"Why do you need so many?" asks the pharmacist
-"Your mothballs are great, but them darn moths are so hard to hit"
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Have you seen the size of moth b**...?
What did m**... Jagger do when he found his cupboard was infested with moths?
Nothing. A rolling stone gathers no moths.
Moths
Q: How do you know when a moth farts? A: It flies in a straight line.
How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Why did the moths commit mass s**...?
To see the light.
