Motherland Jokes
15 motherland jokes and hilarious motherland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about motherland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Motherland Short Jokes
Short motherland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The motherland humour may include short homeland jokes also.
- f Germany is the Fatherland and Russia is the Motherland , was the Second World War a divorce case?
- If Russia is the Motherland and Germany is the Fatherland... Does that mean the world wars were two cases of domestic violence?
- I think that a Russian spy is following me. CORRECTION: I not followed.
Motherland do no such thing.
Have a good day. - comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland? Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.
- The biggest victory for feminism was in the second world war... When the Motherland utterly dominated the Fatherland.
- If Germany was the Fatherland and the Soviet Union was the Motherland, does that make WWII domestic violence?
- If a woman offers to split the bill, she is not independent. She's a dirty communist, and she should go back to her filthy red motherland.
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Motherland One Liners
Which motherland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motherland? I can suggest the ones about hometown and mother earth.
- How do you insult a Russian? Yo motherland so hairy, she put the bush in babushka.
- Do you guys know the motherland's art of consent? It's Dadaism
- If russia is the motherland and germany is the fatherland That makes WWII domestic a**...
Entertaining Motherland Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about motherland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mother russia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make motherland pranks.
A Mexican, a Black guy and a White guy are walking down the beach...
They find a bottle and the Mexican guy decides pick it up and rub it. A genie comes out of the bottle and speaks to them and grants them each one wish.
The Mexican guy goes first and says, "I wish that all my Mexican brethren and I could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there."
The genie grants his wish and p**..., the Mexican guy disappears.
Now it's the black guy's turn. He says, "I wish that all my African brothers and I could all go back to our motherland and be happy, prosperous and free."
The genie grants his wish and p**..., the Black guy disappears.
Now it's the white guy's turn.
The white guy pauses for a moment, scratches his head and says "Are you telling me that all the b**... and Mexicans are gone from America?
The genie nods his head and says yes.
The white guy makes up his mind and says, "Ok, well i'll have a Coke, thanks."
An old Jew is standing on a street corner in Soviet Russia.
He is holding up a poster that says "Thank you, Comrade Stalin for my happy childhood."
A policeman walking the beat sees the poster and says, "Are you trying to mock our Great Motherland? Everybody can see that when you were a child, Comrade Stalin hasn't even been born."
The old Jew replies, "That is precisely why I'm grateful to him."
Boris and Ivan are walking down the street in Leningrad
Boris: It is beautiful day in Soviet Russia! I am happy to live in glorious motherland!
Ivan: Nyet. *We* are happy to live in glorious motherland.
Boris: Blyat. My bad.
Ivan: Our bad.
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian are arguing about cars.
The Frenchman says: We use the Renault for travel inside our country, and the Peugeot when we travel outside the border.
The German says: Ach, ja! We do that too! We use the Volkswagen for travel inside our country, and the Mercedes when we go to foreign countries.
The Russian then says: Well, we do something simmilar, we use Ladas for travelling inside the motherland, and tanks everywhere else.
Two scientists walk into a pub
Two scientists walk into their local pub.
"I'll have H2O" says the first.
"I'll have water too," says the second, "but why are you saying it like that? We're not a work anymore man."
The first scientist excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to inform the motherland his assassination attempt had failed.
