Motheri Jokes
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If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose...
would you go to lunch or a movie?
My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea.
She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.
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Mother-in-law
Oh, I didn't expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn't it your mother-in-law's f**... today?
Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.
My mother-in-law fell down our well last week but she is fine
she stopped crying for help 2 days ago
My mother-in-law just asked for "bath stuff" for her birthday
She seemed unimpressed with the toaster I bought her
My mother-in-law told me I had poor posture when standing.
I stand corrected.
My mother-in-law came into work at lunch time today, and I must admit unlike other men, I was genuinely pleased to see her.
By the way I'm an undertaker.
I said my mother-in-law was a cranky, meddling, pushy, obnoxious shrew but she took it wrong.
She thought I was joking.
My mother-in-law just asked us what we did before Google Drive
I said, Google Walk
No one laughed.
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My mother-in-law says she's thinking of throwing herself in the canal, I hope she doesn't do anything s**....
Like changing her mind.
My mother-in-law is like a fine wine.
Too much of her gives me a headache.
My mother-in-law just called
and said that she suspects smelling gas, asking what she should do.
I told her: you're such a wonderful and religious person, you should light a candle and pray.
My Mother-in-law robbed a bank and is on the run from the police
Now she's my Mother-out-law
My mother-in-law happend to be washing dishes at the same time as me.
One might say we were... in sink
My mother-in-law moved in with us, I told her to treat the house like it was her own...
so she sold it
My mother-in-law said to me, "If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."
I replied, "If I were your husband, I'd drink it."
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday
She's fine. But, the dog died
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?
You pull the trigger again.
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My mother-in-law can m**... any joke.
After the 2000 Presidential elections with the multiple vote recounts in Florida, she came home and told us the funniest joke she had just heard:
Have you seen the new Texas quarter?
You count it five times!
My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...
"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"
My mother-in-law has come for a visit and has been of immeasurable help
Which is a polite way to say that her assistance has not been perceptible.
My mother-in-law has been abducted in Argentina. When the kidnappers called me, I asked if $10000 would be ok.
They said they didn't have so much money.
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