Motherhood Jokes
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What requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing, you can't quit and people's lives are on the line?
_*Motherhood.*_
Motherhood is like a fairytale...
... _*but in reverse*_
You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What do (most) Feminists and Motherhood have in common?
Abortion.
A blond, a brunette and a redhead, all three pregnant, are in the waiting room of their OBI-GYN . . .
and they are chatting about what motherhood is going to be like. The talk drifts to whether they think their respective babies will be boys or girls. "Well," said the redhead, "I wouldn't be surprised if I had a boy, since whenever my partner and I have s**..., he's always on top and I heard that makes for a boy." The brunette says, "If that's the case, then I must be going to have a girl, since when my partner and I have s**..., I'm always on top." The blond starts to sniffle, then bursts out crying. The other two ask her what's wrong. "Oh no!" the blond wails. "I'm going to have a puppy!"
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