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Everytime someone calls another a "motherf*cker"

Freud peeks from around the corner.

What's the difference between "Daddy" and "Motherf*cker"?

Daddy's not into cougars.

Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

A priest was driving in a bus.

A priest is riding in the bus when it hits a bump in the road.
"For f*c**... sake!" Exclaims the driver.
The bus hits a second bump.
"Motherf*cker !!!" The driver gets furious.
"You shouldn't swear." Says the priest. "Try and say "Lord help us" instead."
The bus drives in a yet another bump, the tire goes flat.
Exhausted, the driver decides to listen to the priest's advice.
"Lord help us" - Says the driver, and to his amazement, the tire inflates.
"No f*cking way!" Exclaims the priest.

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