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Mother Jokes

167 mother jokes and hilarious mother puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mother that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Ready for a laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious mother jokes featuring everything from mother nature to mother in law and everything in between. Read classic jokes like “What do you call Johnny’s mother in the morning? Momma,” to delightfully zany jokes about the relationship between stepmoms and the rest of the family.

Best Short Mother Jokes

Short mother jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mother humour may include short mamma jokes also.

  1. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
  2. The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife... Thank you for everything, Mom.
    Happy Mothers' Day!
  3. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
  4. I changed the tags of my mother's herb jars. She hasn't notice it yet.. But the thyme is cumin
  5. My mother and father found each other in a gay bar of all places.... 24 years in to their marriage unfortunately
  6. I don't understand all these jokes about mothers-in-law. Mine is sweet, supportive, and a great influence on me and my wife. I can't say anything bad about her.
  7. Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another. I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.
  8. My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."
  9. My father is cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
    an Ice Cube
    Cred: Russell Peters
  10. The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife Thanks, Mom! Happy Mothers' Day!

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Mother joke, The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mother can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mother puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Mother One Liners

Which mother one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mother? I can suggest the ones about mama and mommy.

  1. My mother used to tuck me in every night She always wanted a girl :(
  2. A friend of mine, a mother of four, refused to have her children vaccinated.
  3. Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother
  4. What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!
  5. Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth.
  6. If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? joe mama
  7. Once you go black... ..you become a single mother.
    ^^^sorry
  8. I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth
  9. I ate a kids meal in McDonald's this morning. His mother was furious.
  10. Why is mother always right? Cause dad's left.
  11. What's Saudi Arabia's most popular sitcom? How I bought your mother
  12. I used to feel that I was a man trapped in a woman's body... Then my mother gave birth.
  13. Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
  14. I was a stillborn child My mother didn't want me but I was still born
  15. Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Your Mother Jokes

Here is a list of funny your mother jokes and even better your mother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf... So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
    I told my mother that my new girl friend is disabled. Now we wait.
  • Having gay parents must be terrible Either you have twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
  • Why was the little ink drop crying? His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
  • My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
  • My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman. Useless surgeon.
  • The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife Happy Mother's Day!
  • My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather Until my mother took the urn from me
  • These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
  • My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I️ said, No, in fact, I️ like your mother in law a lot better than I️ like mine
  • I feel bad for children of gay couples. They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of ask your mother.

Mother Son Jokes

Here is a list of funny mother son jokes and even better mother son puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.
    Son: Thanks dad.
    Dad: No problem Alan.
  • My son just said, "Dad, can you tell me what gay means?" "It means to be happy," I replied.
    "Are you gay, dad?"
    "No, son. I married your mother"
  • One day the youngest son asks his mother, "Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?".... The mother says "Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark".
  • Son: Dad why is our food so cold and bland? Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
  • So a finch asks his mother... "Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
    She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
  • Son: "Dad why was my sister named Madonna?" Father: "Because your mother always thought the world needed another Madonna"
    Son: "Thanks, dad."
    Father: "No problem, Holocaust."
  • A mom asked her son, "Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" He stared and replied, "My name's Paul."
  • A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates. "Oh no..."
    "What's wrong"
    "Those soldiers were gonna be your Christmas present"
  • A child asks his mother "mom, what is dark humor?" The mother responds: do you see that man without hands? Tell him to clap. On wich the son says: but mom I'm blind. And the mom responds: Exactly.
  • I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Mother Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny mother day jokes and even better mother day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Mom asks, "Are you going to take me out to a restaurant for Mother's Day?" Kid replies, "We have food at home"
  • This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made
  • I'd like to wish all mothers a Happy Mother's Day! …and make all the Americans panic.
    (It's Mother's Day in the UK, for those worriedly looking at their calendar.)
  • My Dad got a Mercedes for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he ever made.
  • Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
  • Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday
  • First Day At School The child comes home from his first day at school.
    His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
    The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
  • My mother-in-law fell down our well last week but she is fine she stopped crying for help 2 days ago
  • It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day
  • What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?

Mother In Laws Jokes

Here is a list of funny mother in laws jokes and even better mother in laws puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6
  • My Wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives. I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
  • I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked "Aren't you going to help?" I said "No, six should be enough."
    From Les Dawson.
  • Two cannibals sat around a campfire One turned to the other and said, "God, I hate my mother-in-law."
    His friend said, "Well then try the potatoes."
  • "Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door... She said, "My name's Anna."
    I said, "Yeah, I know."
  • If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?
  • My wife thinks that I don't care for her relatives. I told her that's not true. I love her mother-in-law more than I love mine.
  • My mother in law was getting beaten up by four guys and my wife shouted "Go Help", to which I replied "four should be enough".
  • My mother in law came for a visit so I asked her - How long do you plan to stay? Just until I start getting on your nerves, she replied.
    Oh, so you won't even stay for a coffee?
  • My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea. She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.

Mother In Law Jokes

Here is a list of funny mother in law jokes and even better mother in law puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!
  • What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  • "Where's your mother in law?" - "She's in the garden."
    - "Where? I can't see her."
    - "You have to dig a little."
  • What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car
  • My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
  • Why Did the mother in law cross the road? She thought it was a boundary.
  • I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday... But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in.
  • So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys "Aren't you going to do something?" My wife asked.
    "Nah, six should be enough."
    (Les Dawson)
  • Two married men are talking: - My mother-in-law is an angel - You're lucky, mine's still alive.
  • Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."
Mother joke, Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.

Hilarious Mother Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about mother you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean daughter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mother prank.

Virginity in school

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a v**...."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

A blonde mom is cooking dinner when her blonde daughter walks in

The daughter asks, "Mom, why do people think we blondes are s**...?"
Her mother replies, "I'll show you", and taps hard on the kitchen counter.
Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, "Someone's at the door!".
The blonde mother laughs. "This is why people think we're s**.... Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

A little girl is attending her first wedding...

And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explains, "and today is the happiest day in her life."
The child ponders this for a moment and then asks, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Mother's Day

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG

 
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
 
"What?" said her Grandpa.
 
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!
 

A lady almost 9 months pregnant falls down some stairs and knocks herself out...

When she wakes up, she is in a hospital bed.
Doctor: "We had to deliver your fraternal twins while you slept, but they are completely healthy. Also, your brother stopped by and named them for you"
New Mother: "My brother named them? But he's an idiot! What are their names?"
Doctor: "Well, the little girl is named Denise."
New Mother: "Well, that's not so bad. What about my son?"
Doctor: "Denephew."

Which s**... position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

"Where on Earth have you been??!!"
**Thank you, I'll be here all night...

I woman had just given birth to a baby boy...

The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the f**... to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him c**...-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"

A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...

She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes home and tells her mother "mom the boy paid me to climb the flagpole again, but I outsmarted him this time. I didn't wear any underwear."

A German baby's parents are concerned that he never speaks...

It has gotten to the point where he is five years old and has said not a word, so his parents take him to the doctor. Everything's fine, he's healthy, not messed in the head. So then one day the German baby is having some apfelstrudel when he says "mother, zis strudel is quite tepid." The parents are amazed! "Wolfgang, you've finally spoken after all these years! What's happened?"
"Up until now, everyzing has been satisfactory."

A Mother, her daughter, and a bowl of olives...

The mother takes an olive, puts it in her mouth, goes, "mmmmm...", the daughter tries one for the first time, goes "ewww...", mother eats another, again, goes "mmmm...", her daughter tries yet another, then begins to cry. Her mother asks, "why are you crying", her daughter says "you're getting all the good ones"

A guy takes his date to the carnival...

....and asks his date what she wants to do. She replies "I want to get weighed." So he takes her to the Guess Your Weight booth and continue their date.
They go on a few more rides and again he asks her what she wants to do. "I wanna get weighed" she says once again. So they get her weighed again and go one a few more rides and then he takes her home.
When she gets home, her mother asks her how her date went.
She replied, "Wousy"

A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?"

"What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their p**...?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"

A woman who has just given birth has fallen into a coma.

After 7 months the mother finally awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: Good news, you had twins! a boy and a girl. They are healthy, luckily your brother named them for you.
Mother: Oh no, not my brother! he's so s**...! What did he name my daughter?
Doctor: Denise.
Mother: well that isn't so bad, and what did he name my son?
Doctor: Denephew.

People say to me Jesus was not Jewish

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish
+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift
## He's Jewish. Give it up
****
_by Robin Williams_
Happy Birthday Robin!

My daughter walked into our bedroom to catch us having s**....

"What are you doing?" she asked in shock.
"Making you someone to play with," I said.
"A brother?" she asked excitingly.
"No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go and watch out for your mother coming home."

My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight....

The viewing is at 7pm.

Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much s**... she had in all those years?

Nun.

50s Soviet joke

Who is your mother?
Our great Soviet country.
Who is your father?
Our dear comrade Stalin.
What's your greatest desire?
Becoming an orphan.

What's in a name?

A pregnant woman lapses into a coma. She awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're fine," he says. "Your brother named them."
Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He's an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, "What's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
Not bad, she thinks. I guess I was wrong about him. "And the boy?"
"DeNephew."

My mother used to always say "give your food a rinse before you eat it."

Lovely woman. Terrible sandwiches.

If I owned a race horse, I would name it My Face

Just to hear the crowed chant "COME ON! COME ON MY FACE!"
"...and here comes My Face coming up from the rear!"
-Credit goes to my mother
-

A little boy with no arms wanted some chocolate

He walks into the kitchen and asks his mom,
"Mom, may I please have a piece of chocolate?"
"You know the rule: No arms, no chocolate." She replies.
As the boy begins to cry the mother says,
"Oh, I'm just kidding! Here, catch!"

A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.

She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."

A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

They were appalled by his leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," the daughter replied. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 200 hours of community service?"

My husband called and asked if I could be n**... before he gets home from work...

...I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever.

Bringing her home to meet mother

I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.

A 7 year old girl

A 7 year old girl was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written " s**...: F", she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said " I can't believe you are so bad at s**... that you got an F. Now i understand why daddy is always with the maid.

A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, Whats that hairy thing mom?
Mom replies, That is my sponge.
Oh yes, says the boy, The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it.

Teacher at parents meeting :

- Your boy was caught smoking m**... !!!
The mother :
- Oh my God. I wonder where he found it from ??
- He said he got it from his best friend.
The father, wiping a happy tear :
- My boy really said that ... ?

A student receives a bad grade on his exam

And he goes to talk to the teacher, convinced that he's been graded unfairly.
He says to the teacher "I think I deserve some points on these questions, even if my answers weren't entirely correct!"
The teacher sighs and says "ok, I'll take another look at your exam".
The student comes home, and his mother asks him "so how did the exam go?". He replies: "the teacher thought it was remarkable!'

A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office

Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become s**...."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."

Son asks his dad the meaning of the word gay

Dad, what does gay mean?
Well, it can mean two things. It can mean that a man is attracted to another man. Or it could mean happy.
Dad, are you gay?
No son, I'm married to your mother.

Breast Feeding

A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, "If you don't eat I'll give it to the man next to me." The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The man clears his t**... and says, "Hey woman, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off the bus 6 stops ago!"

A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.

His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.
The teen replied: RePOsTs are the fastest way to car, Ma.

Doctor : Does it hurt?

Mother : Yes, a lot.
Doctor : So are we vaccinating the baby, or should I slap you again?

A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking.

In self-defense the man says, Who told you that drinking is bad?
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven't ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don't criticize me if you haven't tried it. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, Bring me a couple of shots of v**... but bring one of them in a tea cup.
The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again?

Old German joke

An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, The soup is cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."

Mom got a s**... change operation

After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."

A dying mother talks to her son on her death bed

Mother: Before I die, I have to tell you something. You're ad- ado-
Son: I'm adopted?!
Mother: No, you're adorable
Son: *sniffs* Thanks, mom
Mother: That's why I chose you at the adoption center

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a b**... is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a b**... is ten."
Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b**... is four.
Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

A little girl runs up to her mother and says "mummy, daddy hanged himself in the basement!"

Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"

My sisters and I met yesterday to discuss whether or not to bury or cremate our mother..

We couldn't come to a decision between the two so we are letting her live for now.

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.

His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."

"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

The son of a b**...

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself...
"2+5, the son of a b**... is 7"
"3+6, the son of a b**... is 9"
His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"
"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"
Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"
"Yes mom "
Infuriated mother picked up her cell phone and called the teacher:
"Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of a b**... is 4?"
There was silence for a moment
Then the teacher started laughing :
"What I taught them was... 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4."
***

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."

3 reasons Jesus was actually Irish

1. He went out drinking with his buddies the night before he died.
2. He thought his mother was a v**....
3. His mother thought he was God.

My friend once asked, if killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide what is it called when you kill your spouse?

I responded, pesticide

A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"

"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."

Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but no one remembers his twin brother Bophadese.

Their mother Thetis, dunked them both into the River Styx to make them immortal. She held Achilles by the heel and Bophades by the t**..., and while everyone has heard of Achilles Heel, very few are familiar with Bophades Nuts.

Your mothers so fat

They started calling her h**... at the s**... club for all the damage she did to the Poles.

A proud father has six children.

He always calls his wife "Mother of Six," to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mother of six, we're leaving now."
She replies, "Be right with you, father of four."

An Amish man and his son are at a mall.

They're taken aback as they look around. The son points to an elevator and asks his father, "What is that?" The man says, "I don't know, son, but let's watch." An old, fat woman gets on and the metal doors slide shut. A few moments later the doors slide open and a gorgeous young blonde gets off. The man turns to his son and says, "Go get your mother."

My fondest Childhood memory was making Sand Castles with Grandma.

Until my mother hid the Urn.

Mother joke, My fondest Childhood memory was making Sand Castles with Grandma.

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