Mother Goose Jokes
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Who is the Mexican equivalent of Mother Goose?
Juan Ceponataym.
Why does society hate birds
We call people chickens, silly gooses, ugly duckling, and my mom calls me a mother ducker.
Fowl Play
A rooster, A chicken, and a crow walk into a bar. The crow orders a goose island, the Chicken a cocktail, and the rooster a shot of wild turkey. The rooster takes a sip and then tells a joke about a chicken crossing the road. The chicken looks at him in disgust and slams down the cocktail grabs the rooster by the t**... and says you c**... s**... you think that's funny? The rooster tries to crow but can't. The chicken murders the rooster and the crow being to chicken to do anything flys out of the bar. The Chicken goes after the crow but as he is trying to cross the road he hears a loud "Beep, Beep!" and gets hit by a roadrunner instantly dies. The road runner distraught from hitting the chicken goes to the bar and orders a wild coyote, plays angry birds on his iphone and thinks to himself "What a dumb mother clucker".
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