But it can sometimes be hard getting their little legs apart.
But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out.
How did you get their tiny legs apart?
How'd you get their teeny legs apart?
How did you get the little legs apart?
A sales assistant walks up to an old lady in his store and asks if he can help.
The lady says, Yes please. I have a bit of a moth problem at home and need something to get rid of them.
The assistant points out where the mothballs are and the lady thanks him and buys a packet.
The next day she returns but this time buys TWO packets.
The day after that she returns and buys THREE packets.
On the fourth day she's buying FOUR packets and the assistant can't hold his curiosity any longer. He says, Ma'am, you must have an awful lot of moths in your house!
Yes, she replies, I spend all day throwing these darn balls at them and haven't hit one of the bastards yet!
How'd you get their tiny legs open?
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
How did you get your nose between its legs?
It's hard to get your head in there before they fly away.
I can never get their legs far enough apart.
Maybe I'm just not throwing them hard enough.
How'd you get your head in between their tiny legs?
I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open.
Ewww what'd you do, hold him by the wings??
& more importantly, how do you get their legs open?
I'm just wondering because I'm having trouble getting their little legs open.
The underpants worn by male moths.
How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?
My grandmother ask me once if I knew what mothballs smelled like. I asked "How did you get it's little legs apart.
How do you spread their tiny legs apart?:]
It's too hard to get their little legs apart.
How did you get their legs open?
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