Mothballs Jokes
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Funniest Mothballs Short Jokes
Short mothballs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mothballs humour may include short meatballs jokes also.
- I like the smell of mothballs. But it can sometimes be hard getting their little legs apart.
- I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out.
- What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth
- Have you ever smelled mothballs? It's hard to get your head in there before they fly away.
- I bought a box of mothballs the other day, but I don't think they work. Maybe I'm just not throwing them hard enough.
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Mothballs One Liners
Which mothballs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mothballs? I can suggest the ones about snowballs and bowling ball.
- Dad Have you ever smelled mothballs? Me Yes.
Dad Who held the wings? - Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
- Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your nose between its legs?
- What do gay moths eat? Mothballs
- What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!
- Have you ever smelled mothballs? Ewww what'd you do, hold him by the wings??
- What smells of mothballs? The underpants worn by male moths.
- Why can't you eat mothballs? It's too hard to get their little legs apart.
- Have you guys ever smelt mothballs?
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A groaner just for you...
Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?
A. A **VERY** large moth...
A man moves in an old apartment
He notices the place is ridden with moths. Not knowing what to do, he calls his mother who tells him to buy some mothballs.
He goes to a nearby store and buys a pound of mothballs. The next day, he goes back and buys another pound. That same day he returns and buy yet another pound.
The seller stops him. Man, how many moths are you dealing with? I've been working here for so long and I've never seen an infestation requiring more than half a pound of mothballs
Well, replies the man. Not everybody has such a good aim.
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If you've got one mothball in your right hand and one mothball in your left hand what have you got?
A big f**...' moth.
Mothballs
A small town guy comes into a pharmacy and asks the guy at the counter:
"What do you have to get rid of the darn moths?"
The pharmacist sells him a pack of mothballs.
A day later he comes in and asks for fifty packs.
"Why do you need so many?" asks the pharmacist
-"Your mothballs are great, but them darn moths are so hard to hit"
