mothballs Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mothballs puns

I like the smell of mothballs.

But it can sometimes be hard getting their little legs apart.

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I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like.

But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out.

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get their tiny legs apart?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How'd you get their teeny legs apart?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs before?

How did you get the little legs apart?

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Moth Problem

A sales assistant walks up to an old lady in his store and asks if he can help.

The lady says, Yes please. I have a bit of a moth problem at home and need something to get rid of them.

The assistant points out where the mothballs are and the lady thanks him and buys a packet.

The next day she returns but this time buys TWO packets.

The day after that she returns and buys THREE packets.

On the fourth day she's buying FOUR packets and the assistant can't hold his curiosity any longer. He says, Ma'am, you must have an awful lot of moths in your house!

Yes, she replies, I spend all day throwing these darn balls at them and haven't hit one of the bastards yet!

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Have you ever seen mothballs?

How'd you get their tiny legs open?

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get your nose between its legs?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

It's hard to get your head in there before they fly away.

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Can you smell mothballs? I can't.

I can never get their legs far enough apart.

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I bought a box of mothballs the other day, but I don't think they work.

Maybe I'm just not throwing them hard enough.

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"Have you ever smelled Mothballs?"

How'd you get your head in between their tiny legs?

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Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs?

I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open.

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

Ewww what'd you do, hold him by the wings??

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What do mothballs smell like?

& more importantly, how do you get their legs open?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs before?

I'm just wondering because I'm having trouble getting their little legs open.

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What smells of mothballs?

The underpants worn by male moths.

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?

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Mothballs

My grandmother ask me once if I knew what mothballs smelled like. I asked "How did you get it's little legs apart.

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Have you guys ever smelt mothballs?

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How do you spread their tiny legs apart?:]

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Why can't you eat mothballs?

It's too hard to get their little legs apart.

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get their legs open?

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What are the most funny Mothballs jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Mothballs? Well, here are the best Mothballs dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Mothballs pick up lines to share with friends.

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