Motel 6 Jokes
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Q: Why does Motel 6 "keep the light on for you"
A: So the roaches won't come out.
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Why does Motel 6 leave the light on for you?
It keeps the roaches in hiding.
I found the perfect hotel between a Motel 6 and a Super 8.
It's called the Meaty Inn.
Motel 6 is a favorite among moths.
They always leave a light on for them.
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."
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r**... Wedding
After the ceremony the new couple arrive at their honeymoon suite at the Motel 6 and the new bride says 'you will be careful won't you?'
The young hubby is a bit confused and asks 'Why?'
She explains that she is still a v**...
He throws his stuff back into his suitcase and storms out of the room.
At home his mother is surprised to see him back so early and asks 'what's up son?'
He says 'she's a v**... Maw'
The mother says 'you done did right boy… if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours'
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband.
It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
My wife thinks she's Motel 6.
She keeps leaving the light on.
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me.
I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students.
Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."
A MATH PROFESSOR'S MISTAKE
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."
what did one valve say to the other valve as he left the motel 6.....
Intake it easy.
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An old guy walks into a church...
"- Father, I'm 92 years old, am married to a 70 year old wife and have 3 children, 7 grandchildren and 6 great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I gave a ride to 2 young college girls; they were beautiful, nice, modern, you know? After a little chit chat we stop by a motel. I had s**... with each one of them 3 times."
The priest remains silent for a few moments, but seeing that the old guy doesn't have anything else to say, he asks:
"- Are you regretful of your sins?"
"- What sins?"
"- What kind of catholic are you?!"
"- Catholic? Me? I'm an atheist."
"- Then why come here and tell me that story?"
"- I'm telling everybody."
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband.
It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
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Motel 6 One Liners
Which motel 6 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with motel 6? I can suggest the ones about holiday inn and hotel reservation.
- Q: Why does Motel 6 "keep the light on for you" A: So the roaches won't come out.
- I found the perfect hotel between a Motel 6 and a Super 8. It's called the Meaty Inn.
- Motel 6 is a favorite among moths. They always leave a light on for them.
- My wife thinks she's Motel 6. She keeps leaving the light on.
- what did one valve say to the other valve as he left the motel 6..... Intake it easy.
- Why does Motel 6 leave the light on for you? It keeps the roaches in hiding.