Most Sophisticated Jokes
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Funniest Most Sophisticated Short Jokes
Short most sophisticated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The most sophisticated humour may include short most intelligent jokes also.
- I always assumed that China has extremely sophisticated spying technology that they use on their rivals. Well, that balloon has burst.
- I have a fear of highly sophisticated engineering constructs It's a case of Complex Complex Complex
- Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters. Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
- What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? "That was very amoosing"
- Sometimes I use sophisticated words without knowing their meaning just because they sound reciprocal
- I drove through an exclusive neighborhood I thought they would be polite sophisticated people, not screaming maniacs while I'm running them over.
- If I had to pick a food as a sophisticated best friend, it'd be cheese cuz cheese is so cultured. Original joke. I'm sure if it's funny though..
- The privileged hangman is a sophisticated fellow. He can read, write and has a permission to execute.
- What's the difference between today's most sophisticated encryption that can still be cracked and the still uncracked ciphers of the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz
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Most Sophisticated One Liners
Which most sophisticated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with most sophisticated? I can suggest the ones about smartest and sophisticated.
- What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian
- Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED.
- My sense of humor is so sophisticated... ...it's not even funny.
Most Sophisticated Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about most sophisticated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most complicated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make most sophisticated pranks.
Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.
The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."
In the movie Top Gun, there are hot shot pilots pushing everything to the limit in sophisticated fighter jets.
Statistically they were GOING to lose a pilot, but even Death didn't know which one to take so he just walked around the room like "Duck, duck..."
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.
This will record the call and connect them with the police."
Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
I cannot tell a lie.
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the "hair remover".
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
The border guard
So there is this border guard and one day he sees a guy crossing the border on his bicycle with two big bags over his shoulder. The guard pulls him aside for questioning.
"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.
"Just sand." the guy replies.
The guard opens up the bags and sees that is seems to be just sand so he lets him go.
The next day the guy comes back on his bike and again he has two big bags over his shoulder. Again the guard pulls him aside.
"What's in those bags?" the guard asks.
"Sand"
The guard opens the bag and finds nothing but sand. He looks a little harder bus still can't find anything wrong.
Over the next decade the scenario repeats over and over. The border guard knows something is up and tries more sophisticated methods to try and figure it out. Dogs, chemical testing, magnets, everything. He never finds anything i**... though.
Finally, the border guard retires. All his friends and co-workers throw him a big party at a restaurant across the border. While at the party, the guard sees the guy. He decides to go and talk to him.
"Hey, it's interesting seeing you here. I'm having my retirement party right now." the guard say to him.
"Congratulations, I just retired this week myself." the guy says.
"Oh really, what job did you have?"
"I was a smuggler."
"I knew it! Well, you got away with it. So please tell me. What was it that you were smuggling?"
"Bicycles"
A Plane is Crashing over the Atlantic
A plane is halfway between New York and London when the pilot announces to the passengers that two engines have failed, and that they will be making an emergency landing in about 30 minutes. Most of the passengers are relatively calm, except for a woman in the back of the plane, who is in absolute hysterics. She is screaming and crying, until she stands up and shouts, "Please! Before I die, I want someone in here to make me feel like a real WOMAN!" A tall, handsome man with a sophisticated English accent stands up and slowly walks to the back of the plane. He sensually removes his shirt, approaches the woman and says, "Here. Iron this."