Most Iconic Jokes
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- What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
- impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon.
- Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation. Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.
- I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
- A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
- Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday Whoops. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
- An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover. Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.
- How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).
Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.
So you will know. - Everyone knows Al Pacino, the famous Hollywood icon. No one talks about his brother Cap, who invented delicious Italian coffee.
- Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake? The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.
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Most Iconic One Liners
Which most iconic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with most iconic? I can suggest the ones about famous and most viral.
- Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving
- Why Jesus and the 3.5" floppy are the same? They both died to become the icon of saving.
- What did we have before the mouse icon of today? The precursor.
- Name a more iconic island Isle wait
- What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends? Lolicons.
- Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon? Dale! Earnhardt Jr.
- I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon.
Most Iconic Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
Remembering a great icon.
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The f**... was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
The Pope and the most renowned Rabbi are having a discussion...
...But neither of them speak a common language, and they want the meeting to be private. So the two icons decide to attempted to speak in their own signs to communicate.
The Pope starts by making a circular motion over with his hand
The Rabbi responds by pointing down at the ground
The Pope holds up 3 fingers
The Rabbi holds up 1
The Pope took out the wine and wafers
The Rabbi took out an apple
Then the two went their separate ways, the priests talked with the Pope and asked, "Well? What happened?" "He had me beat at every turn," The Pope responded, "I waved my hand around to say God is everywhere and he pointed down to say God is here, I held up 3 fingers to symbolize the Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost, He held up one to say There is one God. I showed him the Body and Blood of Christ, and he showed me an Apple to remind me of Eve's original sin."
The Rabbi then went back to the other Rabbis and told of his experience "I don't quite know what happened," He said, "I waved his arm around to say 'Get out of here' so I pointed down to tell him I'm staying he gave me 3 seconds to get out so I gave him the finger, then he showed me his lunch so I showed him mine"
I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons.
I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.
The very famous barber
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before Icon get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About three hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey. Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he haste wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A lithe while later. Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he let here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
Lots of famous people here tonight.
I mean, legends, iconic. This table alone. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. Baby Yoda—oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry.
An update to Windows 10 reminder was a little icon at first
Then it was an annoying pop-up. Now it's almost a full screen reminder. Soon they will start calling me on the phone and if I say no a couple loan shark guys will come to my apartment and make me update.
The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron
One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.
Every time I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icon makes me feel like they're panicking over who's next to be cut from the team.
Today I found an old floppy disc and showed it to my 12 yo brother. His response was: "Why would you 3D print the save icon?".
How do you get fresh air into an Eastern Orthodox church?
You tap on an icon and a window opens up.
What does the iconic bridge in San Francisco and my favorite shower have in common?
They're both golden.
I took part in a contest to design an alternative notification icon for YouTube, and I won
They gave me a No Bell prize
Today, the United States began to silence an influential African American icon
Never again will we hear the words of More gain, Free man
Instead of a floppy disk, the icon for "save" should be...
a crucifix, because Jesus saves.
Why did Albert Einsten stick his tongue out in one of his iconic photos?
At the peak of his career he took matters lightly.
My computer decided to replace all my icons to this weird yellow bubble with headphones...
The Audacity...
How will we create the next generation of fans for Star Wars icons like The Millenium Falcon?
Millennials f**...'.
Iconic Rock items:
\-Slash's hat
\-Freddie Mercury's teeth
\-Steven Tyler's Botox
\-Gene Simmons tongue
\-Kurt Cobain's shotgun
Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?
Brine Atoms
TIL crickets only do their iconic "yelling" chirp in the presence of wild moths. Unfortunately, my cricket has none.
He has no moth and he must scream.
I'm inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
Come to think of it.
Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland?
Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
How do you turn a duck into a musical icon...
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers
Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.
Today he finally turned himself into the police.