Most Evil Jokes
28 most evil jokes and hilarious most evil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about most evil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short most evil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The most evil humour may include short evils jokes also.
- I think my wife has weekly sessions with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charge him for it though.
- King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege
king: Ok, round them up
Squire: 400 my liege - My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.
- What would you call someone with the power to heal others but chooses to be evil? The American Healthcare System
- Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.
- My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though.
- Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny
- Why don't vampires feel bad about the evil things they do? They're incapable of reflection
(I'll see myself out) - I've stopped doing drugs for good. I'm doing them for completely evil reasons now.
- I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil.
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Most Evil One Liners
Which most evil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with most evil? I can suggest the ones about meanest and scariest.
- Why does spiderman hate driving with his evil twin? Because he's a bad parallel Parker
- Why is the North korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.
- Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil
- I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil
- What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer.
- What do evil cows say? Moo ha ha.
- Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test? He was a bad parallel Parker.
- Why is Kim Jong-un so evil? He doesn't have a Seoul
- I finally quit drinking for good Now I drink for evil
- What does an evil cow say? Moohaha
- Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha
- What did the evil optician say? "You'll see. You'll ALL see! Muahahahahaha!"
- Don't live backwards: It's evil.
- Where do evil mathematicians go? Prism.
- What does the evil optometrist say? "you'll see. You'll all see! Muahahahaha!"
Most Evil Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about most evil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most aggressive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make most evil pranks.
Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.
My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger
Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived.
My wife began reading 'The Exorcist'.
She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. That night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.
It was getting cold out so my husband asked me for his hooded sweatshirt with the least amount of holes in it.
I brought it down to him saying, "here ya go. The evilest sweatshirt you have." He stared at me blankly. I said, "It's the least holey (holy) hoodie you own. So it has to be the most evil, right?"
**This is a real situation that just happened. He's an ironworker, so all of his work clothes have holes in them. He just facepalmed so hard when I made that joke I had to share. Sorry.
h**... was a hero...
He single handedly ended the Holocaust, and killed one of the most evil people from history!
What's the most evil of breakfasts?
Luftwaffles
h**... was a great man
Because he killed one of the most evil people on the earth however that same man took h**...'s life too.
What do you call it when two unspeakably awful demons compete to see which is the most evil?
The 2016 election.
What's the most evil being known to trigonometry?
θn
I think h**... doesn't get enough credit for the good deeds he did
Tbf he shot one of the most evil persons to ever live
What is the most evil writing style?
Cursive.
What do you call a lookout that sniped the second most evil man to ever live?
The watch that killed h**....