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- Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right.
- I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
- I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment Like seriously, how low can you go?
- My favourite thing to do after a long day at work is sit down and take off all my clothes. It makes my train journey more entertaining.
- I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either.
- How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.
- How do you entertain a blind kid? Give them a sheet of sandpaper and tell them it's a find a word game
- Who says Fyre Festival was a failure? Instead of entertaining thousands of people it entertained millions.
- There was a time when people where entertained by men like Jonny Cash and Bob Hope Nowadays, we have no Cash and no Hope.
- My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today… I hope she blows it…
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Which most entertaining one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with most entertaining? I can suggest the ones about most viral and most epic.
- My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
- What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
- Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*
- At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.
- What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat.
- How do chickens keep each other entertained? They tell bok bok jokes.
- How do you keep people who ride 4-wheelers entertained? A TV
- Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
- Why is digging a hole not a good way to entertain yourself? Because it's boring.
- I remember when a YouTuber's main aim was to entertain Now they're all diss-track-ted
- What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies
- What do you call a Sikh entertainer? Dan Singh.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- How does Dwight Schrute keep himself entertained on the farm? Beet boxing.
- What'd the hobbit say when the trees started to dance? That's ENT-ertainment!
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What funny jokes about most entertaining you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most hysterical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make most entertaining pranks.
Bob, Rob, and Robert live on the six hundredth floor of an apartment building.
One day, the elevators are broken, so they have to take the stairs. To entertain themselves, they decide that for the first 200 floors, Bob will tell happy stories, for the middle 200 floors, Rob will tell funny stories, and for the last 200 floors, Robert will tell sad stories. On the 401st floor, Robert says, "Here's my sad story: I left our apartment's keys in the car."
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How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet.
She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?
I was wondering the other day...
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.
3 engineers are arguing about what kind of engineer God is......
and the mechanical engineer says, "Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer says. "No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer." "I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. " says the civil engineer. " No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district."
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There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks
. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:
"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or
"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or
"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"
The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the c**... of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.
Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.
The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said,
"OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"
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Happy Birthday Henry
Old widower Henry is celebrating his 80th birthday in the retirement home, and his friends decide to hire a h**... to entertain him. So early that evening, a beautiful blond shows up at his door, and says "HI, I'm Susie, and I'm here to give you super s**...."
Henry looks her over, thinks for a minute, and says "Eh, I'll take the soup."
How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?
Blizzard Entertainment.
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Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Bubba n' Buford
Bubba n' Buford were sittin' on their porch one afternoon drinkin' beer n' bein' entertained by the bug zapper when this semi haulin' sod comes over the hill n' passes in front of their trailer. Bubba declares, "When we get rich I'm gonna do that!". Buford, asks "Do what?". Bubba looks at Buford like he's a idiot n' says, "Well duh, send our grass out to get it cut like them folks!".
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
Who's the biggest name in the Brazilian adult entertainment industry?
Hue Hefner
A couple has a child, but it comes out as only a head...
They go home and place the head on their living room table, where they care for it, feeding, teaching, and entertaining it. For twenty one years they do this.
Then, on the child's twenty-first birthday, the father decides that he wants to take his son out for a drink, so he moves the head to his car and drives it down to the bar.
There, the father tells the bartender to give him two shots. After downing one, he raises the second glass to his son's lips, and the head downs the beer in just a second. Suddenly, a torso appears below the head.
"Bartender! Gimme another shot!" The father yells excitedly. After downing that one as well, the rest of the body appears, and the father is ecstatic.
"Bartender! Gimme one more shot for good luck and to celebrate!" The father yells, amazed at this unexpected sequence of events. As the first bit of alcohol reaches the son's lips, he vanishes completely.
The father, distraught, doesn't know what to do. The bartender shakes his head and says, "Should've quit while he was a head."
Wanna know something interesting about Roland Emmerich?
He owns one of those antique steamboats, the kind with the giant wheel on the back, and he actually sails with it. In rivers of course, the open ocean is far too choppy, and would damage the antique boat. Anyway, he's got an entire house set up on the boat, complete with living quarters, entertainment rooms, and even a workout room. Sometimes Roland likes to bring guests on the boat, once there was this fat chick named Mary, she spent her whole time in the exercise room burning fat, she was pretty proud of herself for it too.
Roland still takes the boat up and down various rivers to this day,
with the big wheel keep on turning,
Proud Mary keep on burning,
Roland,
Roland,
Roland on the River!
There was this really talented female painter
and one day she painted this magnificent painting inspired by medieval times of a ball. It was filled with lords and ladies dancing with each other, a table filled with food for the feast, fools entertaining, and men in armor standing guard. She was so proud of this picture she called her friend over to show it to her.
The friend saw it and said, "Wow this is really great! But I have just one question, why was this painted mostly in red?"
"Well I used my menstrual blood to paint most of it." The painter replied. Her friend just stared at her in horror. She continued to explain, "Its a period piece you see."
What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?
Electrifying entertainment.
NEED jokes for work... Bingo jokes to be specific
So my jobs entails working multiple bingo calling sessions every week.... sometime 3 or 4 a week. And within these sessions i need to be entertaining towards the guests... and jokes tend to fill that dead space really well, problem is, i don't know many jokes...
so here's where i'm at, and why i'm coming to you guys for help... i would be eternally grateful for some great jokes pertaining to Bingo, or cruise ships (since that's where i work and call bingo)
i'm so thankful to anyone willing to help out!!
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I Went to the doctor..
..."I said, Doctor, I think I'm a pig!"
he asked "How long have you felt like that?"
I replied "About three wee-wee-weeks!"
(Use your best pig impression on the "wee" punchline for max entertainment!)
Best Halloween Party Ever
An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring
Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertainers from the spirit world…
you would be treated to an evening of:
the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.
What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers
3D home entertainment isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Once you get it all set up, you'll realise that you forgot to rob the glasses.
I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment.
A blonde, brunette, and a red head go to summer camp and they can only bring one thing..
The red head brings a deck of cards, to keep herself entertained.
The brunette brings her homework, to get it done and live stress free.
The blonde brings a car door, so she can roll down her window if she gets hot.
I have cancer. I can't sleep. Entertain me - tell me a joke about terminal illness or insomnia.
Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries?
It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming
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What do you call it when Muslim men play n**... twister?
Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay
A Physics Joke
Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited.
I invented a fictional TV show half to entertain myself, and half because I think I might be insane.
The oldest joke in the world: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
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How do you entertain a s**... person?
A couple are having dinner in an upscale restaurant
A beautiful young woman walks up to their table, kisses the man on the cheek, runs her hand down his arm, says, "See you later, sweetheart," and walks away.
The wife is stunned. "Who was that?"
"Oh, that was Janine. She's my mistress."
"That's it! I'm not going to let you humiliate me like this. I want a divorce."
"Don't be hasty, dear. I love you very much, and want to stay together. She's just harmless entertainment."
"I'm serious."
"Think about it for a minute. We have a prenup, and it's airtight. If we divorce, you won't be broke, but there certainly won't be any more shopping trips to Paris, or private jets, or staff at your beck and call. You'll have to pick one house and stick to it."
She doesn't say anything for a while, then she notices a friend of theirs across the room.
"Isn't that Steve from the club?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
"Who's he with?"
"Looks like that's his mistress, Laura."
"Ours is prettier."
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In a knife fight with street entertainers
I always go straight for the juggler.
American Businessman's First Visit to Japan
A successful American businessman heads to Japan to meet with a big supplier. Naturally, the Japanese are going to set him up with a good time and loads of entertainment. The first night, they go to Karaoke and a gorgeous young Karaoke hostess is sent back to the man's hotel room to entertain him further.
Despite her willingness, she still wants everything done with the lights off. As he is going at it, she is crying out "Oshimigaso, Oshimigaso", over and over.
When it is all said and done, he asks her, "What does Oshimigaso mean?"
"Oh," she says blushing, "it means 'fantastic' or 'incredible'."
The next morning, the businessman joins his Japanese hosts for a round of golf. Naturally.
On the fifth hole, the CEO of the Japanese company hits a hole-in-one.
Aiming to impress, the American cries out, "Oshimigaso, OSHIMIGASO!!".
The Japanese CEO replies, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
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I got a b**... sound system fitted into my car.
Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining.
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5 people are in a plane that is about to c**....
The five people are:
-Trump
-Morgan Freeman
-Larry Page
-The Pope
-A schoolboy
There are only 4 parachutes.
Morgan freeman says that he is an entertainer of millions, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.
Larry Page says that he founded Google, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.
Trump says that he is the smartest man in America, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.
There are only two people left, and one parachute. The Pope says "I have lived a long and happy life, you can take the parachute" to the schoolboy.
The schoolboy replies "no, it's OK, we can both go, the smartest man in America took my backpack!"
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Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite...
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What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice?
A fun gal inflection
You're welcome
What do Boris Johnson, the British Economy, and an entertained cube of beef extract have in common?
They're all laughing stocks.
Why are good entertainers bad lovers?
They always leave you wanting more.
Why couldn't the comedian entertain at the morgue?
He had a dead crowd
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of being your most entertaining self at celebratory social gatherings.
You must be fun at parties.
I mixed up my jobs
I work as a party entertainer during the day and a hit man at night. I got a bit mixed up today at a kids party when we were making t shirts and they all said they wanted to dye.
Use "entertain" in a sentence.
My favorite numbers are eleven, twelve, entertain.
Why do Arts and Entertainment loan requests contain so many vowels?
Because they're AE IOU's, that's Y.
I just arrived with a United airlines flight
The onboard entertainment was a drag.
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If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...
But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
A Chinese businessman is entertaining his guest from England
Each time the Chinese lifts the glass, the says to his English associate: Kan Pei! 干杯 (Cheers)
The Englishman is stunned, but he continues eating.
It keeps recurring, each time the Chinese wants to drink, he exclaims: Kan Pei!
Finally, the English puts down his cutlery and says aloud to his Chinese associate: It's alright if you CAN'T PAY! I will! Now, shut up and eat!!
A lot of parents don't know that there is another way to entertain children rather than by giving them an iPad.
By giving them an Android tablet!
A recent study found that cats are highly entertained by theoretical physics!
*Especially* string theory.
What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same?
They both made millions off fictional entertainment.
Last night my wife told me, "That was entertaining. I wish it was longer..."
"Now I have to wait another year until stranger things season 3"
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when life gives you lemons...
you force baby's to eat them for entertainment
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Five more entertainment assistants scream s**... harassment after beiing fingered by their boss...
....Jeff Dunham
Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.
Keillor even puts the men to sleep.
I'm watching tv right now,
It would be more entertaining if it was on.
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I get ignored so much...
I'm starting to feel like s**... assault in the entertainment industry.
What do priests and the Pied Piper have in common?
They both entertain children with their fiddle.
How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?
The circus was forced to close today and decided to give us replacement tickets to a similar entertainment venue.
Never knew you could vote for clowns.