Moss Jokes

Funniest Moss Short Jokes

Short moss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moss humour may include short mushroom jokes also.

1. Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.
2. What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? "I'm lichen what I see"
3. Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations. They do this using algae-rhythms.
4. What did the southern side of the tree say to the northern side when it died? I'm sorry for your moss
   I made this up and I apologise. It's awful.
5. I visited the catacombs and was surprised when it was damp enough for moss to grow I thought it would be *bone dry*
6. Why does moss always grow on the North side of a tree? Because of the gang violence in the Westside, Eastside, and Southside.
7. Why didn't Keith Richards succeed in gathering Kate Moss and Walt Mossberg for his charity? A rolling stone...
8. I asked m**... Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.
9. Why didn't m**... Jagger pick r**... Moss up from the airport? Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
10. TIL m**... Jagger once studied to become a Bryologist After forming his band, he abandoned his dream. After all, a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

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Moss One Liners

Which moss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moss? I can suggest the ones about mussel and fungus.

1. Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
2. What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? "I'm not lichen this!'
3. What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow
4. Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow
5. What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship? A moss cow.
6. I know why they call her Kate Moss I'm lichen what I'm seein'.
7. How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them.
8. What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow.
   Alternative answer: dead.
9. How did Mosses make his tea? Hebrews it.
10. Why do I like playing with the moss? .... Because it's a fun-aria.
11. What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
12. Why doesn't m**... Jagger date British supermodels? A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
13. m**... Jagger had to give up his Japanese garden. The rolling stone couldn't grow moss.

The Funniest Moss Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about moss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moss pranks.