Mosquitoe Jokes
7 mosquitoe jokes and hilarious mosquitoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mosquitoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Mosquitoe Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good mosquitoe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
*tips fedora at mosquito*
M'laria
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
your mom doesn't stop s**... when I s**... her
Confucius Say
It is only when a mosquito lands on your t**... that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?
A golden opportunity
Mosquito bit me 8 times.
Mosquito byte.
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home.
When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"
The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"
I think my cholesterol might be too high,
A mosquito bit me, grabbed it's little chest and keeled over.
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