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Mosquito Repellent Jokes

7 mosquito repellent jokes and hilarious mosquito repellent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mosquito repellent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Mosquito Repellent Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good mosquito repellent joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now he'll never have any friends.

I find myself buying the same mosquito repellent my boyfriend gives me

I guess you could say he's rubbing Off on me

Stealing mosquito repellent...

Jacking Off!©

How did the scientist invent the mosquito repellent?

He started from scratch

I sprayed insect repellant on a mosquito

It didn't kill him right away. He eventually committed s**... because he couldn't stand to be around himself.

If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant...

Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits s**...?

I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito

Now he won't have any friends

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