Mosquito Bite Jokes

Funniest Mosquito Bite Short Jokes

Short mosquito bite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mosquito bite humour may include short mosquito jokes also.

1. Mosquito bites nowadays can cause concussion yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel
2. Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite.
3. Mosquito came buzzing up and landed on me, said, "I just need a place to rest and maybe a bite to eat." I said, "I feel you."
4. I was talking to some insects about my feet. I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized.
5. Team Croatia is like a bunch of mosquito bites on your back Ic's all over that can't be scratched.
6. You should consider moving to Arkansas, the don't have any mosquitoes... They all died off after biting so many methheads
7. What's deadlier, tigers or mosquitos? My mom: Mosquitos!
   Teacher: Yes! And why?
   My mom: ... Because mosquitos can bite tigers, but tigers can't bite them back
8. What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching? Quidditching
9. Who knew that by setting a mosquito free, that one day.. ..it would come back and bite me in the a**....
10. You should move to Arkansas. It's absolutely lovely But what about all the mosquitoes?
    They all died from ODs thanks to biting the m**... heads

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Mosquito Bite One Liners

Which mosquito bite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mosquito bite? I can suggest the ones about mosquito net and biting flies.

1. What is a benefit of parkinson's disease? Mosquitoes don't bite you
2. I went fishing with my new tackle and got plenty of bites. trout?
   No, mosquitoes.
3. Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite
4. What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes
5. It turns out I have really attractive genes. I get like 20 mosquito bites a day.
6. A mosquito enters a girl's skirt, where does it bites? On her boyfriend's hand
7. What do pigs use on their mosquito bites? Oinkment
8. I fell in love with a mosquito.. The love bites were swell.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
   Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
10. Why are biting mosquitos female Well obviously because they're blood suckers
11. I just got my a**... eaten yesterday! Yup just found the mosquito bite this morning
12. How can you tell a mosquito smokes p**...? It'll only bite your joints

Mosquito Bite Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mosquito bite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snake bite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mosquito bite pranks.