Morty Jokes

Funniest Morty Short Jokes

Short morty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The morty humour may include short marge jokes also.

1. Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
2. Came home the other day and my grandpa turned me into a young, slow-witted boy with a yellow shirt. I was Morty-fied
3. What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend? Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me?
4. Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television... In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.
5. What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good? Rigor and Mortis
6. How do we know Rick is British? He is always looking for Morty!
   OC, and yeah, it's lame but you can tell it to kids and not get called into a "meeting" when they tell it at school ;)
7. Rick and Morty Isn't Rick and Morty that thing you get when you go all stiff after you die?
8. Why should we accept you into harvard university? Person: So why should we accept you into harvard university?
   Me: i watch rick and morty
   Person: oh right this way sir, I apologise
9. A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys. I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."
10. Words could not express the sheer excitement fans felt after hearing Rick & Morty was officially renewed. Mainly because the fanbase doesn't exactly know how words work.

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Morty One Liners

Which morty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with morty? I can suggest the ones about rabbi and rick.

1. Why was a chair sitting by the casket? For Rigor Mortis to sit in.
2. What do Rick and Morty season 3 and my girlfriend have in common? They both don't exist
3. What happens to a dead body when it gets offended? Trigger mortis
4. What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common? Keep Summer Safe
5. What's it called when an Adult Swim exec's body freezes up after death? Rickor Mortys
6. What is it called when a chameleon can't change it's colour? Rigor mortis
7. When is a door not a door? When its in an advert on Rick and Morty
8. RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension..
9. Rick and Morty's newest rhythm game has been announced Introducing..
   Dance Harmony
10. What do you call a dead vegetable grower with rigor mortis? A firmer former farmer.
11. What mountain do Rick and Morty fans climb? Mount Cleverest
12. What does a Mexican rick and morty fan like on his fries? szec-juan sauce
13. What is the funniest part about Rick and Morty? The audience.
14. What's the best part about a dead lady? Rigor mortis makes her tighter.
15. What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal? Thirdperson.

Rick And Morty Jokes

Here is a list of funny rick and morty jokes and even better rick and morty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does Rick & Morty Season 3 have in common with a male pornstar? They don't come for a really long time.
• What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare? You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Comical Morty Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about morty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean script jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make morty pranks.