Mortgages Jokes

What are some Mortgages jokes?

Thank you banks

Thank you banks for the student loans, car loans and mortgages, which helped me survive my life.

I don't know if I can ever repay you.

I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages.

The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan.

Its a good time to buy property in Houston

A lot of the mortgages are under water

**Had to re-post since I cant spell *Huston

What do you call a well endowed midget who packages sub prime loans for mortgages

A big short

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