mortgages Jokes

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Thank you banks

Thank you banks for the student loans, car loans and mortgages, which helped me survive my life.

I don't know if I can ever repay you.


I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages.

The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan.


So a 98 year old Jewish guy...

....wins a $250,000,000 lottery. He has to take the lump some, and knows he'll never spend it all, so he throws a huge party. Everyone from his Temple and everyone else he knows is there. He hands out scholarships that will last generations. He pays for great Grand children's weddings in advance. He pays off mortgages and debt for friends and family alike.Trusts are set up and charitable donations are listed off by the dozens. Toasts are made, and everyone cheers the old man. But then a murmur ripples through the crowd. Word is spreading that he made a $2,000,000 donation to the American Nazi Party! His friends and family are horrified! They start streaming out of the party, some in tears! The old man stands up at the podium with his left arm in the air, his right hand pointing at his wrist and says "Wait,Wait! You don't understand! They gave me the winning number!"


Its a good time to buy property in Houston

A lot of the mortgages are under water

**Had to re-post since I cant spell *Huston


What do you call a well endowed midget who packages sub prime loans for mortgages

A big short


Republicans should have done more to stop predatory mortgages.

Maybe their house wouldn't have been repossessed.


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