Mortar Jokes
9 mortar jokes and hilarious mortar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mortar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a few good laughs, check out this collection of mortar jokes! From puns about the mortar and pestle to jokes about masonry and concrete, you're sure to find something to chuckle about. Perfect for the commander in your life!
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Fun-Filled Mortar Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good mortar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What does "Secure the Building" mean to veterans?
If you're a veteran, I can tell what branch of the military you were in based on how you understand the phrase "secure the building."
If you were a Marine you think it means to hit the building with mortar and machine gun fire.
If you were in the Army you think it means to go from room to room clearing them of enemy combatants.
If you were in the Navy it means to turn out all the lights and lock the door.
If you were in the Air Force it means to take out a five year lease with an option to buy.
Building in Antarctica is difficult!
No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.
What do you call a bricklayer who stirs his mortar with a fork?
A mortar forker!
How do you call a battle between 2 builders?
Mortar Kombat
I made a poor investment in an internet startup.
They sold brick and mortar.
I was layin a brick wall, when all the sudden my neighbour shot it into pieces with a small howitzer.
He immediately became my mortar enemy.
The army always has mortar stored at its construction site.
They're useful in dealing against ambushes.
I always told my sons to aim high
Both of them went to military.
Other became mortar user and other AA-gunner.
What makes up the foundation of every courthouse?
Law and mortar.
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