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Mortality Jokes

4 mortality jokes and hilarious mortality puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mortality that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Mortality Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good mortality joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were:

"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids"

I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

All I could find were Finnish Hymns.

My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.

When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

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