Mortal Kombat Jokes

Funniest Mortal Kombat Short Jokes

Short mortal kombat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mortal kombat humour may include short mortal jokes also.

1. Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
2. What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
3. I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
4. My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her.
5. I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background. Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
6. A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store.. Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"
   Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."
7. I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music... More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
8. Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs? Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?
9. Went to the local videogame shop to buy my nephew a decent fighting game for christmas... Tried to find mortal kombat but they were all Tekken.
10. Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button.
    *cue the flames*

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Mortal Kombat One Liners

Which mortal kombat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mortal kombat? I can suggest the ones about street fighter and mario kart.

1. I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
2. What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
3. Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
4. What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality.
5. What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex
6. What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner? PERSONALITY!
7. What is the pit in Mortal Kombat 2 made out of? Kahn-crete.
8. What is it called when drunk Scottish people fight? Mortaled Kombat...
9. What do you call two drunk Geordies fighting? Mortal Kombat.
10. Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
11. Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
12. On Halloween I went as Goro from mortal Kombat I just had to show off my forearms
13. If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called "Baraka Obama"
14. What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!
15. What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano.

Hilarious Mortal Kombat Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mortal kombat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martial arts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mortal kombat pranks.