The Best 32 Mortal Kombat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mortal Kombat jokes. There are some mortal kombat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mortal kombat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mortal Kombat Jokes and Puns

I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

All I could find were Finnish Hymns.

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat?

Finnish Hymn!!

Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat?

They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.

Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song?

A Finnish hymn.


What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match?

A Finnish Hymn

Mortal Kombat

Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn

Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn.

My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose.

She said it's the only time I finish her.

I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland.

The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.

I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background.

Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns

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Best yo momma joke?

Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says "stay over there"

A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store..

Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"

Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."

I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music...

More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.

What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat?

A Fetality.

Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?

Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner?

PERSONALITY!

What is the pit in Mortal Kombat 2 made out of?

Kahn-crete.


The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop

The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."

What is it called when drunk Scottish people fight?

Mortaled Kombat...

What do you call two drunk Geordies fighting?

Mortal Kombat.

Went to the local videogame shop to buy my nephew a decent fighting game for christmas...

Tried to find mortal kombat but they were all Tekken.

Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs?

Because it has the Block Button.

*cue the flames*

Your mother is so ugly.....

That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, "Get over there!"

Guys who brag about being good at foreplay are like guys who brag about being good at Mortal Kombat on Super Nintendo.

Nobody's impressed man. There's only two buttons and you're just pressing them as fast as you can.

Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.

You know you have been playing Mortal Kombat too much when

You tell your girlfriend finish him

Please don't Yell at me if I did something wrong, This is my first posting

So I heard through the grapevine that Mortal Kombat X will add a new police officer character as DLC...

**POLICE BRUTALITY!**

Officer Farva wins.

Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.

Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.

Yo momma so ugly that when she played Mortal Kombat instead of Scorpion saying, "Get over here!" He said, "Stay over there!"

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